Adam Sandler: Jim
Mfana : Look children, the bush pig has lost his parents so it is been cared for by mama and papa lion. Even in nature, there are blended families.
Jim : That's nice. That's sweet.
[Shortly there was a mixture of roaring, crunching, and pig squeals as the lions were eating the bush pig off screen. Espn was screaming and everyone was shocked about what they saw]
Mfana : I may have misread that situation.
Mfana : Mr. Bellyflopolis, the crocodiles are fake!
[Jim looks at the fake crocodiles around him in the water]
Jim : They're fake?
Mfana : Yes, they're fake!
Jim : Why would you make them look so realistic?
Mfana : Well, to scare the baboons away.
Jim : You just scared a zebra stripe into my underwear!
Jim : You know what, Hooters is to good for you. I'll never bring you there again
Lauren : Oh well then I guess I'll have to get through life without Hooters
Jim : You've been doing a pretty damn good job so far
Lauren : [looks at her breasts] That doesn't make any sense
Jim : [points at Lauren's breasts] No they... I didn't realize they were that big
Hilary : Hey, dad, I have a personal errand to run and I need to borrow the car.
Jim : Well, you can't drive without me yet and somebody's got to stay here with your sisters.
Hilary : Dad, I have a personal errand.
Jim : What does that even mean? You taking a hit out on somebody?
Lou : Dad, she's monsterating.
Jim : What?
Hilary : I have my period!
Jim : Oh, I forgot you get those.
Jim : I googled you, and "Closet Queens" came out. Are you a lesbian ?