- Paul Whitehouse: [sings] We're driving along the Highland Road
- Bob Mortimer: [sings] And we're saying knickety-noo.
- Paul Whitehouse: [sings] Knickety-nackety-nay-hey.
- Bob Mortimer: [sings] I can see your Trossachs!
- Bob Mortimer: That's a very famous Scottish song.
- Paul Whitehouse: It really is. It is now!