Meet the Spartans (2008)

A spoof of 300 (2006) and many other movies, TV series/shows/commercials, video games and celebrities. King Leonidas of Sparta and his army of 12 go to war against Xerxes of Persia to fight to the death for Sparta's freedom.

Directors:

Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer

Writers:

Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer

Stars:

Sean Maguire, Kevin Sorbo, Carmen Electra

Bottom Rated Movies #24 | 6 nominations.

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Sean Maguire	...	Leonidas
Carmen Electra	...	Queen Margo
Ken Davitian	...	Xerxes
Kevin Sorbo	...	Captain
Diedrich Bader	...	Traitoro
Method Man	...	Persian Emissary
Jareb Dauplaise	...	Dilio
Travis Van Winkle	...	Sonio
Phil Morris	...	Messenger
Jim Piddock	...	Loyalist / Simon Cowell Look-a-Like
Nicole Parker	...	Paula Abdul Look-a-Like / Britney Spears Look-a-Like / Ellen DeGeneres Look-a-Like / Hunchback Paris
Ike Barinholtz	...	Dane Cook Look-a-Like / Bond Villain / Prophet
Crista Flanagan	...	Spartan Woman / Ugly Betty Look-a-Like
Hunter Clary	...	Leo Jr.
Emily Wilson	...	Lindsay Lohan Look-a-Like

Storyline

The heroic Spartan king Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag bunch of 13 Spartan misfit warriors to defend their homeland against thousands of invading Persians whom include the Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Autobots, and an ugly hunchbacked Paris Hilton and a shaved-head Brittany Spears.

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Plot Keywords:

george w. bush character | donald trump character | rambo character | britney spears character | tom cruise character | 

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Taglines:

The Bigger the Hit, The Harder They Fall

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Genres:

Animation | Comedy | Fantasy

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Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated PG-13 for crude and sexual content throughout, language and some comic violence

Did You Know?

Trivia

The entire movie was shot in a week.

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Goofs

After Xerxes staples his nipple ornament back on, the scene changes, and when the scene comes back to Xerxes the staple is gone.

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Quotes

Xerxes: I tell you kid, you got balls. I come over here with a big army, we're goin' to shish kebab your ass.

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Crazy Credits

If you stay half way through the end credits, there are some alternative scenes and outtakes to watch

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Alternate Versions

An unrated version was released on DVD, which features additional scenes not suitable for a PG-13 rating.

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Connections

References Galaxy Quest (1999)

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Soundtracks

Ripper
Written by Ali Dee (as Ali Theodore), Zach Danziger, Vincent Alfieri and Paris Hampton
Performed by Knife & Daisies
Courtesy of DeeTown Entertainment

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Details

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

25 January 2008 (USA)

Also Known As:

Hunting and Fishing

Filming Locations:

Louisiana, USA

Box Office

Budget:

$30,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend USA:

$18,505,530, 27 January 2008

Gross USA:

$38,233,676

Cumulative Worldwide Gross:

$85,897,593

Company Credits

Production Co:

New Regency Productions

Technical Specs

Runtime:

87 min 86 min (unrated)

Sound Mix:

SDDS DTS Dolby Digital

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1