Sex sells, as anyone on Madison Ave. can tell you. That's about all that I DREAM OF Dracula has going for it, but all it achieved as a result is dubious exposure on those Mill Creek 6-pack and 50-clunker boxed sets.
A period prologue shot MOS and in black & white sets up the premise of children, the boy of which will remain endlessly young as leader of a vampire cult, and terrible child actor to boot. The girl becomes an old harridan dragged back into the plot.
But their antics take a back seat to a pair of full-frontally-nude vampire ladies played by Spike and Jeni King D'Errico, one of them a huge-breasted ready-for-porn thesp and the other a flat goth type. They deliver the soft porn lesbian sex goods, while all around them dullness prevails.
Videomaker Jim Haggerty keeps on cranking out this junk, though I would guess the dwindling DVD market should hopefully put an end to that. His latest is titled "Is This a Joke?", my sentiments exactly.
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