The Vat of Acid Episode

Rick Sanchez: [Sarcastically] Morty, please. Step back. That vat is full of acid. It will melt you completely, leaving only your bones.

Morty Smith: God damnit.

Rick Sanchez: I'm sorry, what did you say?

Morty Smith: I'm going in the vat.

[as Morty jumps into the vat his girlfriend pushes through the crowd. She runs away crying]

Rick Sanchez: [Sarcastically] Oh god, oh, I blame myself. Oh, what a tragedy. Oh, well, he's bones now. I guess all debts are paid.

NAACP member: Agreed. He's definitely dead.

AARP member: Why else would the bones come up?

#MeToo activist: While his actions were horrifying, and we are well within our rights to be outraged, I do wonder if we did bear some responsibility for this young man melting himself in acid.

[Philosophically]

#MeToo activist: Are we here for justice, or something else?

Supreme Court Justice Sonya Sotamayor: [With significance] Though justice be thy plea, consider this, that in the course of justice none of us should seek salvation. We do pray for mercy.

Rick Sanchez: Merchant of Venice. Nice. Very cool, lots to think about.

Heroin Keith: Vengeance is a tomb all encompassing...

Rick Sanchez: [Hastily] Ok. This isn't a poetry reading. A kid just died. Everyone go home and hug your loved one or something.