John Monad: Some day yesterday, Cass. Yesterday was a three-ring circus. I'm going to b with my Father today. My Father has more 'big and huge' for me. Without the zeroes and ones, Cass, the big and the huge don't mean dick.
Butchie Yost: Still broomin' the spider webs of our website?
Dwayne: Twelve hundred and forty four hits. Twelve hundred and forty four hits in like twenty four hours.
Butchie Yost: No, shit!
Dwayne: [Dwayne is speculating as to how popular his Yost website has become] It's the halo effect from Shaun.
Butchie Yost: Far out!
Dwayne: I don't suppose you'd like to come with me?
Butchie Yost: [to Dwayne] Nah, I got a butt plug exploiting my portal.
Linc Stark: [to Wonder Boy] I'll tell you something else. That kid was saved by a miracle.
Cissy Yost: [to Mark Lewinsky] Get out of my store. You're going to get kicked in the balls!
Butchie Yost: [to Shaun] Me being a fuck-up doesn't mean I shouldn't try to give you good advice.
Tina Blake: [to Linc] A really good friend of yours wants to pay me to ruin your life.
Dwayne: The number of hits on Butchie's site is the halo effect.
Kai: [to Butchie] I saw you in the water this morning.
Butchie Yost: Yeah?
Kai: I've got your boards outside.
Bill Jacks: [leaving message on Butchie's voice mail] Shaunie's here with me. So you may just want to call and get over.
Jake Ferris: Do you have any children, Tina?
Tina Blake: One. Shaun Yost. I gave him away the day he was born.
Jake Ferris: And do you know who Shaun's Father was?
Tina Blake: Yes, I fucking know who his Father is. Butchie Yost. I left Shaunie with Butchie's parents.
Jake Ferris: And what do you do for a living?
Tina Blake: Adult film actress.
Jake Ferris: Do you know Linc Stark?
Tina Blake: Yes.
Jake Ferris: How did you meet him?
Tina Blake: He picked me up.
Jake Ferris: And do you have a contractual arrangement with Linc Stark involving your son, Shaun Yost?
Tina Blake: He's offered me a contractual arrangement.
Tina Blake: Are you asking me to fib?
Jake Ferris: Are you asking me to write you another check? 'Cause I will if you will.
Dr. Michael Smith: [to Freddie] Stop trying to force an outcome because you're upset about your friend.
Linc Stark: [to Tina] How much is that worth? 'Cause the big money is in escrow for whoever can tell me what the fuck is going on.
Mark Lewinsky: [to Cissy] I am a council for Mercy Hospital. I just need one signature to close Shaun's file. Departure against medical advice.
Dwayne: [to Butchie about Shaun getting his own site] If Shaun doesn't do it, whoever sponsors him will, and he'll end up getting used like some street whore.
Butchie Yost: [to Shaun] Dwayne wants to talk to you about some informational superhighway shit.
Shaun Yost: [to Butchie about Dwayne] You signed me over to Grandma and Gramps. Tell him to go talk to them.
Steady Freddy Lopez: If he was really sick, you'd take him to the hospital right?
Dr. Michael Smith: Try to remember, how I practiced before I met you.
Cissy Yost: [to John] You were right about being more miserable.
Jake Ferris: [to Linc] Linc, the money wants you out. You made the company, I'd like to see you go with your pockets full, but you are gone, Linc.
Linc Stark: What's their number to buy me out?
Jake Ferris: Thirty five million.
Linc Stark: Sixty five.
Tina Blake: How did that go?
Linc Stark: Turned the tables on that cock sucker, thanks to your wiley ways.