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Bloodmonkey (2007)

Not Rated | | Action, Adventure, Horror | Video 27 January 2008
A renowned but mad professor leads a small group of American students into the jungles of Africa to investigate a remote tribe of killer chimpanzees rumored to be the missing link.

Director:

Robert Young

Writers:

George LaVoo (screenplay), Gary Dauberman (screenplay) | 1 more credit »
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Complete credited cast:
F. Murray Abraham ... Hamilton
Matt Ryan ... Seth Roland
Amy Manson ... Amy Armstrong
Matt Reeves Matt Reeves ... Greg Satch
Laura Aikman ... Sydney Maas
Sebastian Armesto ... Josh Dawson
Freishia Bomanbehram Freishia Bomanbehram ... Dani Sudeva
Prapimporn Kanjunda Prapimporn Kanjunda ... Chenne (as Prapimporn Karnchanda)
Mascagni Andrea Mascagni Andrea ... Pilot
Ulf-Peder Johansson Ulf-Peder Johansson ... Man 1 (as Ulf Peder Johansson)
Manop Seengoen Manop Seengoen ... Porter
Thunya Suwanchatree Thunya Suwanchatree ... Man 3
Anu Thureekan Anu Thureekan ... Man 2
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A renowned but mad professor leads a small group of American students into the jungles of Africa to investigate a remote tribe of killer chimpanzees rumored to be the missing link.

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Experience the dark side of nature.


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During the scene that the documentary crew is boarding the plane, the boom mic is visible on the reflection of Greg's sunglasses. See more »

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Anyone rating more than 1 is dating the "stars"
21 December 2009 | by RogerBorgSee all my reviews

On a scale of "Good" -> "Bad" -> "So bad it's good", I have to rate this waste of digital video tape as "A Waste of Digital Video Tape".

"Blood Monkey" lacks two things: Blood, and a Monkey. It has one Name, and a bunch of waiter-slash-actors doing the biggest and best movie they'll ever be in.

And that's two truly sad things. One: that there are people in Hollywood who are desperate enough to be cast in a Waste of Digital Video Tape like this, and two: that there's apparently nobody better available. I jest not - every "actor" in this piece should be wearing a name tag, because it's otherwise impossible to remember who they are from one cut to the next. It's a positive relief when they are mercifully dispatched by the makeup department, and a shame that they're not put out of our misery sooner.

Everything about this disaster is amateur hour. Script, cinematography, editing, score, everything. Nobody working on it gave a Goddamn about this movie. The utter contempt for the viewer just spurts out of the screen in every scene.

Don't watch this, no matter how bored you are. Watch anything - except the Star Wars Holiday Special - instead of this. Yes, anything, including Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park. That's how bad we're talking.

And if you rate this higher than a 1? God have mercy on your soul, because no mortal will.


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Country:

Thailand

Language:

English

Release Date:

27 January 2008 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Blood Monkey See more »

Filming Locations:

Krabi, Thailand See more »

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