Scary Bride

SMFH. Horrible. Simply horrible. Plain old fashion horrible. Just horrible.

I unironically enjoyed this crap movie. It's objectively bad. Bad writing, bad acting, horrendous voiceover. But if you enjoy ultra low-budget movies and the risks they can take compared to well produced, Hollywood fare, then you might like this movie. They clearly had a fun time making this movie, and they tried things a big budget movie would never risk...like sticking a fish where the sun don't shine. If you're in the mood for ultra low budget, this was a fun watch. My only nitpick was that it's trying wayyy to hard to pretend it was filmed in America, and the dubbed dialogue was nearly unforgivable. The fact that it's a Russian-made tale warning foreigners AGAINST Russian brides, makes it even more tongue-in-cheek fun. If you're in the right mood, enjoy!

When I first glanced at this movie, I thought: Ok, I'll give it a chance, you never know when you might find a pearl in the middle of the manure. But this movie really takes it to another level: terrible performances and a plot that makes no sense. The characters move and speak as if they just stepped out of The Sims.

If you're looking for a movie to laugh at, this is definitely not it. Scary Bride has characters so dull that if you don't fall asleep, you must have a lot of willpower. And the idea could have worked, a bachelor goes to another country to find a girlfriend, but somehow they manage to ruin everything.

The movie tries to be a mix of horror and comedy, but what you really get seems more like a video made by friends in a basement trying to get into film university.

Nice movie, but this happens when Russians imitate Americans in making a movie Mystery Movie The result is like this, I didn't want to give it a bad rating because the actors put in a harmless effort to get the job done fun. The tale of an American young man travels to Russia in search of a bride, but when he meets the girl of his dreams, he must survive to return home. The movie is an hour long. Had it been on YouTube it would have been better overall I had a good time and never been bored. I wish employers good luck my rating: 4.5 / 10

So, if you're a fan of "le genre sexploitation" - this is for you. It's a proper old trashy B-movie with terrible acting and scenario. Although, the daft lines from the taxi driver made me chuckle (he earned 3 points from me for this crap).