Prue Halliwell: The Chosen Ones, The Charmed Ones. Phoebe, this is insane.
Phoebe Halliwell: Are you telling me that nothing strange happened to you today? You didn't freeze time or move anything?
Prue Halliwell: Roger took an exhibit away from me. Look, Phoebe, you may think that you can see the future, which is pretty ironic...
Phoebe Halliwell: Since you don't think I have one? That my vision of life is cloudy, compared to your perfect hell? Even if you don't want to believe me, just once can't you trust me?
Prue Halliwell: I do not have special powers.
[cream pitcher moves]
Phoebe Halliwell: Really?
Phoebe Halliwell: Looks pretty special to me.
Prue Halliwell: Oh, my God. It just... So, um... I can move things with my mind?
Phoebe Halliwell: With how much you hold inside, you should be a lethal weapon by now.
Prue Halliwell: I don't believe it, but it's true.
Phoebe Halliwell: This must mean that Piper can freeze time. Are you okay?
Prue Halliwell: No, I'm not okay! You've turned me into a witch!
Phoebe Halliwell: You were born one. We all were. And I think we better start learning to deal with that.
Inspector Andy Trudeau: [seeing Phoebe holding Kit] Is that your cat?
Phoebe Halliwell: It is now.
Inspector Andy Trudeau: Seems familiar.
[Kit is later revealed to be the Charmed Ones' familiar]
Prue Halliwell: Do you think Andy knows about?
Piper Halliwell: No!
Prue Halliwell: I think he knows about us.
Phoebe Halliwell: Who would ever believe him anyway?
Piper Halliwell: That's true. So what are we going to do now?
Prue Halliwell: Same thing that we've always done. Borrow each other's clothes, hog the phone. But no matter what, we'll always be sisters. Right?
Phoebe Halliwell: Yeah. Sister witches.
Piper Halliwell: Look, I know what happened last night was weird and unexplainable, but we're not witches, and we do not have special powers. Besides Grams wasn't a witch, and as far as we know, neither was mom. So take that, Nancy Drew.
Phoebe Halliwell: We're the protectors of the innocent. We're known as "The Charmed Ones".
Piper Halliwell: Hmmmm.
Phoebe Halliwell: And I beg to differ about Grams.
Piper Halliwell: You're up early.
Phoebe Halliwell: I never went to sleep.
Piper Halliwell: Don't tell me you put on a black conical hat and spent the night flying around the neighborhood on a broomstick.
Phoebe Halliwell: The only broom I've ever had was kept in a closet beside a mop.
Piper Halliwell: So what were you doing?
Phoebe Halliwell: Reading. Is Prue around?
Piper Halliwell: She went to work early. Reading aloud?
Phoebe Halliwell: No, but... according to the Book of Shadows, one of our ancestors was a witch named Melinda Warren.
Piper Halliwell: And we have a cousin who's a drunk, an aunt who's manic, and a father who's invisible.