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Quotes
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Chuck Bartowski : Uh, phone trouble again?
Sarah Walker : Uh, yeah. I'm not sure I'm able to receive calls, cause... I never got one from you.
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Sarah Walker : Chuck, those pictures that you saw were encoded with secrets, government secrets. If you saw them, then you know them.
Chuck Bartowski : There were thousands of them.
John Casey : Wait a minute. You're telling me all of our secrets are in his head?
Sarah Walker : Chuck is the computer.
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Sarah Walker : Come any closer, I shoot!
Major John Casey : You shoot him, I shoot you, I leave both your bodies here and go out for a late night snack. I'm thinking maybe pancakes.
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Sarah Walker : Chuck, listen to me. Those men are from the NSA. They're here for you and they will hurt you.
Chuck Bartowski : Me? Why me? I'm nobody. I'm the supervisor of a Nerd Herd, at a Buy More. Maybe someday I'll be assistant manager, but I don't even know if I want that job.
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Chuck Bartowski : [on the roof top, after flashing on the data downloaded into his head] Look, something's wrong with me. I don't know what, but something is very, very wrong with me. I'm remembering things I shouldn't know.
Sarah Walker : Talk to me, Chuck, like what?
Chuck Bartowski : I don't know. I don't know. Like there was a Serbian demolitions expert at the Large Mart today. Don't you think that's a little odd?
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Morgan Grimes : [sees Sarah entering the store] Stop the presses! Who is that? Vicky Vale!
Chuck Bartowski : Vicky Vale, Vi- Vicky Vale, Vickity Vickity, Vicky Vale, Vi- Vicky Va...
[sees Sarah and abruptly stops]
Sarah Walker : I hope I'm not interrupting.
Chuck Bartowski : Uh no, not at all. That's from-it's from Batman.
Sarah Walker : Because *that* makes it better?
Morgan Grimes : Ahh, Hi. Hey, I'm Morgan. And this is, uh, this is Chuck.
Sarah Walker : Wow, I didn't think people still named their kids Chuck. Or, uh, Morgan, for that matter.
Chuck Bartowski : My parents were sadists, and carnival freaks found him in a dumpster.
Morgan Grimes : But they raised me as one of their own.
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Sarah Walker : You call him "Captain Awesome"?
Chuck Bartowski : Yeah, wait till you meet him. Everything he does is awesome. Climbing mountains, jumping out of planes, flossing...
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Chuck Bartowski : I'm a funny guy.
Sarah Walker : Clearly! Which is good cause I'm not funny.
Chuck Bartowski : Is that your big secret, by the way? Cause I've been sitting here trying to figure out what's wrong with you.
Sarah Walker : Oh plenty, believe me.
Chuck Bartowski : And I was thinking she's either a cannibal or she's really not that funny... and I was pulling for cannibal because I've never met one before.
Sarah Walker : Uhh... not a cannibal.
