Handjob Cabin (2015) User Reviews

Handjob Cabin: Crass but hilarious

[Platypuschow · 8/10 · 23 May 2019]

What can you possibly expect when going into a short film called Handjob Cabin? No, really I'm actually asking!

Presented in the form of a faux trailer it see's a group of friends kicking back and enjoying life in a cabin in the woods. All seems well until they come across a sexually frustrated ghost who kills you in the most unexpected way!

Fine, it's silly. Fine, it's really silly. But it's the kind of concept you simply have to laugh at, it's genuinely funny and with top notch production values and a score that you wouldn't expect from something like this I was very impressed.

Certainly one of the best faux trailers I've ever seen I embarrassingly wish this was a feature movie. The cast are great and the ideas behind it are too hilarious not to want more of.

Someone get crowd funding, I want Handjob Cabin the feature film in a cinema near me!

The Good:

Looks great

Genuinely funny

Highly original

The Bad:

Nothing

Nobody comes in this cabin but her

[Horst_In_Translation · 8/10 · 22 July 2019]

And she is coming for you. "Handjob Cabin" is a 3-minute live action short film in the form of a trailer and initially I still thought that maybe they actually wanted to get this made and distributed, but the longer it goes the more obvious it becomes that it is really just a little parody mix between horror and sexuality. It takes place in a cabin where a group of young people arrive unknowingly what and who is waiting for them there. Otherwise they definitely would have stayed home or at least have left their sexual desires at home. The scenes are quite funny in a pretty bizarre and awkward manner. I think looking at how this is already almost five years old and has so few ratings only on imdb I definitely think this is underseen. A bit of a pity too that writer and director Bennet Silverman has not made it beyond working with Logan Paul it seems. But I enjoyed his film here overall. A lot actually. It made me laugh and that is the most important thing, be it the play on words in the title of my review, the "help me" moment, the historic evaluation, when he spits there after screaming, the female handjob towards the end and everything that comes with it (don't worry it is not one bit arousing) or boners on dolls and so on. There are a few pretty hilarious plays on words in here. Decide for yourself which do it for you, but unless you are really prude or just hate horror films (or both), then you will not be disappointed by this short clip. Actually had they really made a full feature film on that, I may have even watched. I mean it cannot really be any worse than the weaker Scary Movie / Scream films right? Go for it! I just wonder why the evil spirit was invisible on one occasions, now that did not make any sense. But everything else here is really funny and hilarious. I really did not expect I would like this one that much honestly. Funnyordie can learn a lot from Silverman here. Highly recommended.I just hope I get this through imdb censors.

this needs to be made!

[djroscobtn · 9/10 · 16 March 2020]

Love the trailor...this needs to be made funny and something different, would be a cult classic i think

Please make into a movie

[robeaton-95733 · 10/10 · 5 June 2019]

This mock trailer is obviously over the top, but it's hilarious.

Could've been the best horror spoof movie ever.

[akhil027 · 10/10 · 25 March 2020]

It's very sad that there's only a trailer. It's a wonder that no one with enough money ever thought about making this into a whole movie. Maybe it's best if we leave it as a legendary trailer. But I'll always wait for this to become a full movie.

Funny!!

[zvezdochkapetrova · 10/10 · 9 September 2019]

This is done a lot like those "Cabin Fever" movies - - minus the blood and disgust. Although it's certainly not the classic example of horror, it's hilarious if you know and recognize the tropes of the genre.