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Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous (2008)

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When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.

Director:

Steve Miner

Writers:

April Blair (screenplay), Kelly Bowe (screenplay) | 1 more credit »
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Jessica Simpson ... Private Megan Valentine
Vivica A. Fox ... Sergeant Louisa Morely
Steve Guttenberg ... Sidney Green
Aimee Garcia ... Private Vicky Castillo
Olesya Rulin ... Private Petrovich
Keiko Agena ... Private Hailey Hamamori
Jill Marie Jones ... Private Connie Johnson
Ryan Sypek ... Sergeant Mills Evans
Cheri Oteri ... Private Jeter
Gary Grubbs ... Captain Greer
Bryce Johnson ... Derek O'Grady
Floriana Tullio Floriana Tullio ... Camille
Katie Chonacas ... Amber
Andy Milonakis ... Joe Kidd
Jennifer Finley Jennifer Finley ... Dolores (as Jennifer Paige Finley)
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When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.

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The Army will never be the same. See more »

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Adventure | Comedy | Drama | War

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated PG-13 for sexual content including references, and some drug material | See all certifications »
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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

7 November 2008 (Bulgaria) See more »

Also Known As:

Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous See more »

Filming Locations:

Bossier City, Louisiana, USA See more »

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Budget:

$30,000,000 (estimated)
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Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

2.35 : 1
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Was a number one hit at the box-office in Russia. See more »

Goofs

All American flags on uniforms in this movie are incorrectly mounted. Regulations require that "The Union" (blue field with stars) must be to the left of the viewing person. A flag showing The Union to the right of the viewer is a signal for "distress". There are special patches for Left and Right arm application. The movie uses Left shoulder flags on right shoulders. See more »

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References Joe Kidd (1972) See more »

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Countdown To Dynamite
Written by James Jacobson
Published by Source In Sync Music(ASCAP)/Engine Co 30 Music Publishing(ASCAP)
Courtesy of 5 Alarm Music
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24 February 2010 | by mattkratzSee all my reviews

OK, I'll admit, I found myself thinking of "Private Benjamin" with Goldie Hawn when I saw this movie on the shelf at Blockbuster. I rented it on a whim, though, with a free coupon, and I'm glad I did. I thought the movie was really hilarious. Jessica Simpson's character is a spoiled movie actress who suddenly finds herself down on her luck when her movie bombs, her boyfriend turns out to be gay, and her accountant has been robbing her blind. The last straw comes when she crashes her car, and she winds up in front of an army recruitment office. She joins on a whim, expecting star treatment, and gets far from it. She winds up getting a real wakeup call, including the usual "sabotage scene" and distrust parts throughout. You might like this movie if you like the stars and comedy movies. I did. It features the motif of a character maturing, and she does.

** 1/2 out of ****


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