When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.
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Cast
| Cast overview, first billed only: | |||
| Jessica Simpson | ... | Private Megan Valentine | |
| Vivica A. Fox | ... | Sergeant Louisa Morely | |
| Steve Guttenberg | ... | Sidney Green | |
| Aimee Garcia | ... | Private Vicky Castillo | |
| Olesya Rulin | ... | Private Petrovich | |
| Keiko Agena | ... | Private Hailey Hamamori | |
| Jill Marie Jones | ... | Private Connie Johnson | |
| Ryan Sypek | ... | Sergeant Mills Evans | |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Private Jeter | |
| Gary Grubbs | ... | Captain Greer | |
| Bryce Johnson | ... | Derek O'Grady | |
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Floriana Tullio | ... | Camille |
| Katie Chonacas | ... | Amber | |
| Andy Milonakis | ... | Joe Kidd | |
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Jennifer Finley | ... | Dolores (as Jennifer Paige Finley) |
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When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.
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u.s. army | movie star | army | army camp | uh 60 blackhawk helicopter |Taglines:
The Army will never be the same. See more »Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)
Rated PG-13 for sexual content including references, and some drug material | See all certifications »Parents Guide:
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EnglishRelease Date:
7 November 2008 (Bulgaria) See more »Also Known As:
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Budget:
$30,000,000 (estimated)Cumulative Worldwide Gross:
$103,971Company Credits
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Written by Kirsten Price and Frederick Sargolini
Performed by Kirsten Price
Published by Pearson Price Publishing(BMI)Sargolini Publishing(BMI)
administered by Kobalt Music Publishing America Inc.
Courtesy of KPI
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Was a number one hit at the box-office in Russia. See more »Goofs
Valentine is shown making up her bunk with proper corners. Later her bunk is shown messed up again, while all the other bunks are made up properly. See more »Soundtracks
Crazy BeautifulWritten by Kirsten Price and Frederick Sargolini
Performed by Kirsten Price
Published by Pearson Price Publishing(BMI)Sargolini Publishing(BMI)
administered by Kobalt Music Publishing America Inc.
Courtesy of KPI
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OK, I'll admit, I found myself thinking of "Private Benjamin" with Goldie Hawn when I saw this movie on the shelf at Blockbuster. I rented it on a whim, though, with a free coupon, and I'm glad I did. I thought the movie was really hilarious. Jessica Simpson's character is a spoiled movie actress who suddenly finds herself down on her luck when her movie bombs, her boyfriend turns out to be gay, and her accountant has been robbing her blind. The last straw comes when she crashes her car, and she winds up in front of an army recruitment office. She joins on a whim, expecting star treatment, and gets far from it. She winds up getting a real wakeup call, including the usual "sabotage scene" and distrust parts throughout. You might like this movie if you like the stars and comedy movies. I did. It features the motif of a character maturing, and she does.
** 1/2 out of ****