When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.
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Title: Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous (2008)
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| Cast overview, first billed only: | |||
| Jessica Simpson | ... | Private Megan Valentine | |
| Vivica A. Fox | ... | Sergeant Louisa Morely | |
| Steve Guttenberg | ... | Sidney Green | |
| Aimee Garcia | ... | Private Vicky Castillo | |
| Olesya Rulin | ... | Private Petrovich | |
| Keiko Agena | ... | Private Hailey Hamamori | |
| Jill Marie Jones | ... | Private Connie Johnson | |
| Ryan Sypek | ... | Sergeant Mills Evans | |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Private Jeter | |
| Gary Grubbs | ... | Captain Greer | |
| Bryce Johnson | ... | Derek O'Grady | |
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Floriana Tullio | ... | Camille |
| Katie Chonacas | ... | Amber | |
| Andy Milonakis | ... | Joe Kidd | |
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Jennifer Finley | ... | Dolores (as Jennifer Paige Finley) |
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When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.
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u.s. army | movie star | army | army camp | uh 60 blackhawk helicopter |Taglines:
The Army will never be the same. See more »Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)
Rated PG-13 for sexual content including references, and some drug material | See all certifications »Parents Guide:
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Country:
USALanguage:
EnglishRelease Date:
7 November 2008 (Bulgaria) See more »Also Known As:
Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous See more »Edit
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Budget:
$30,000,000 (estimated)Company Credits
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Written by Lennart Jensen
Performed by Fleezya
Published by Belcadenza(STIM)
Courtesy of Song And Film
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Was a number one hit at the box-office in Russia. See more »Goofs
All American flags on uniforms in this movie are incorrectly mounted. Regulations require that "The Union" (blue field with stars) must be to the left of the viewing person. A flag showing The Union to the right of the viewer is a signal for "distress". There are special patches for Left and Right arm application. The movie uses Left shoulder flags on right shoulders. See more »Soundtracks
Runaway SuccessWritten by Lennart Jensen
Performed by Fleezya
Published by Belcadenza(STIM)
Courtesy of Song And Film
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Jessica Simpson stars in this film released direct to video about a movie starlet who goes from bombing in the movie industry to bombing in the Army, First Sergeant Fox on her case every inch of the way.
Bomb! Bomb! Bomb! This film is so awful that I can't believe I made it all the way through. The surprising thing about this film is how bad it seems after Goldie Hawn did it almost thirty years ago. Save yourself the money, and the embarrassment of someone you know seeing this under your arm when you walk through Walmart, buying this DVD, and watch the original, "Private Benjamin."
1 out of 10 stars.