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Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous (2008)

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When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.

Director:

Steve Miner

Writers:

April Blair (screenplay), Kelly Bowe (screenplay) | 1 more credit »
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Jessica Simpson ... Private Megan Valentine
Vivica A. Fox ... Sergeant Louisa Morely
Steve Guttenberg ... Sidney Green
Aimee Garcia ... Private Vicky Castillo
Olesya Rulin ... Private Petrovich
Keiko Agena ... Private Hailey Hamamori
Jill Marie Jones ... Private Connie Johnson
Ryan Sypek ... Sergeant Mills Evans
Cheri Oteri ... Private Jeter
Gary Grubbs ... Captain Greer
Bryce Johnson ... Derek O'Grady
Floriana Tullio Floriana Tullio ... Camille
Katie Chonacas ... Amber
Andy Milonakis ... Joe Kidd
Jennifer Finley Jennifer Finley ... Dolores (as Jennifer Paige Finley)
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When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.

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The Army will never be the same. See more »

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Adventure | Comedy | Drama | War

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated PG-13 for sexual content including references, and some drug material | See all certifications »
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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

7 November 2008 (Bulgaria) See more »

Also Known As:

Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous See more »

Filming Locations:

Bossier City, Louisiana, USA See more »

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Budget:

$30,000,000 (estimated)
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Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

2.35 : 1
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Trivia

Was a number one hit at the box-office in Russia. See more »

Goofs

All American flags on uniforms in this movie are incorrectly mounted. Regulations require that "The Union" (blue field with stars) must be to the left of the viewing person. A flag showing The Union to the right of the viewer is a signal for "distress". There are special patches for Left and Right arm application. The movie uses Left shoulder flags on right shoulders. See more »

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Remake of Private Benjamin (1980) See more »

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Runaway Success
Written by Lennart Jensen
Performed by Fleezya
Published by Belcadenza(STIM)
Courtesy of Song And Film
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21 February 2009 | by moviedude1See all my reviews

Jessica Simpson stars in this film released direct to video about a movie starlet who goes from bombing in the movie industry to bombing in the Army, First Sergeant Fox on her case every inch of the way.

Bomb! Bomb! Bomb! This film is so awful that I can't believe I made it all the way through. The surprising thing about this film is how bad it seems after Goldie Hawn did it almost thirty years ago. Save yourself the money, and the embarrassment of someone you know seeing this under your arm when you walk through Walmart, buying this DVD, and watch the original, "Private Benjamin."

1 out of 10 stars.


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