When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.
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| Cast overview, first billed only: | |||
| Jessica Simpson | ... | Private Megan Valentine | |
| Vivica A. Fox | ... | Sergeant Louisa Morely | |
| Steve Guttenberg | ... | Sidney Green | |
| Aimee Garcia | ... | Private Vicky Castillo | |
| Olesya Rulin | ... | Private Petrovich | |
| Keiko Agena | ... | Private Hailey Hamamori | |
| Jill Marie Jones | ... | Private Connie Johnson | |
| Ryan Sypek | ... | Sergeant Mills Evans | |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Private Jeter | |
| Gary Grubbs | ... | Captain Greer | |
| Bryce Johnson | ... | Derek O'Grady | |
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Floriana Tullio | ... | Camille |
| Katie Chonacas | ... | Amber | |
| Andy Milonakis | ... | Joe Kidd | |
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Jennifer Finley | ... | Dolores (as Jennifer Paige Finley) |
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When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.
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7 November 2008 (Bulgaria) See more »Also Known As:
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$30,000,000 (estimated)Cumulative Worldwide Gross:
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All American flags on uniforms in this movie are incorrectly mounted. Regulations require that "The Union" (blue field with stars) must be to the left of the viewing person. A flag showing The Union to the right of the viewer is a signal for "distress". There are special patches for Left and Right arm application. The movie uses Left shoulder flags on right shoulders. See more »Soundtracks
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This role is not a stretch for Ms. Simpson..she plays a down on her luck movie star who joins the army after a rough night and a bad breakup. The first twenty minutes of the movie are painful but it picks up once our main character joins the army. Cheri Oteri really shines in the film and she has some of the funniest scenes in the film. Keiko Agena, formerly of the Gilmore Girls, is totally under utilized and her comic potential is still untapped. Overall, this is predictable comedy that seems like a bad remake of "Private Benjamin". In fact, if you want to see a funny film about a rich spoiled girl who joins the army you are better off with Goldie Hawn's classic 80's film than this cheesy flick.