Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous (2008)

When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.

Director:

Steve Miner

Writers:

April Blair (screenplay), Kelly Bowe (screenplay)

Stars:

Jessica Simpson, Vivica A. Fox, Steve Guttenberg

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Jessica Simpson	...	Private Megan Valentine
Vivica A. Fox	...	Sergeant Louisa Morely
Steve Guttenberg	...	Sidney Green
Aimee Garcia	...	Private Vicky Castillo
Olesya Rulin	...	Private Petrovich
Keiko Agena	...	Private Hailey Hamamori
Jill Marie Jones	...	Private Connie Johnson
Ryan Sypek	...	Sergeant Mills Evans
Cheri Oteri	...	Private Jeter
Gary Grubbs	...	Captain Greer
Bryce Johnson	...	Derek O'Grady
Floriana Tullio	...	Camille
Katie Chonacas	...	Amber
Andy Milonakis	...	Joe Kidd
Jennifer Finley	...	Dolores (as Jennifer Paige Finley)

Storyline

When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.

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Plot Keywords:

u.s. army | movie star | army | army camp | uh 60 blackhawk helicopter | 

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Taglines:

The Army will never be the same.

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Genres:

Adventure | Comedy | Drama | War

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Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated PG-13 for sexual content including references, and some drug material

Details

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

7 November 2008 (Bulgaria)

Also Known As:

Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous

Filming Locations:

Bossier City, Louisiana, USA

Box Office

Budget:

$30,000,000 (estimated)

Cumulative Worldwide Gross:

$103,971

Company Credits

Production Co:

BenderSpink, DiNovi Pictures, Emmett/Furla/Oasis Films (EFO Films)

Technical Specs

Runtime:

98 min

Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

2.35 : 1

Did You Know?

Trivia

Was a number one hit at the box-office in Russia.

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Goofs

Valentine is shown making up her bunk with proper corners. Later her bunk is shown messed up again, while all the other bunks are made up properly.

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Connections

References The Color Purple (1985)

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Soundtracks

Memories Of Victory
Written by Norman Fitzpatrick
Published by Source In Sync Music(ASCAP)/Engine Co 30 Music Publishing(ASCAP)
Courtesy of 5 Alarm Music

User Reviews

It's not that serious

I don't quite understand why people get bent out of shape over this movie. If you go in thinking that it's going to be an accurate portrayal of the armed forces then you're just as dumb as you claim everyone in this movie to be. Come on people, it's a light hearted MOVIE. Last I checked in no way was this ever billed as anything other than what this movie is.

I am neither here nor there on any of Jessica's career moves but she played this bubbly character well. Whether that may be her playing a role or just being herself, may I ask the naysayers, why in the world do you care enough to be upset? It was not your job or duty to watch this movie so the choice to even consider watching the movie was all personal choice. But yet she's stupid and you bash her for the choice you made. The bottom line is simple, if you dislike her, if you're a gungho armed forces member, if you're all out bitter and pessimistic about everything then don't watch the movie. Don't be mad at the movie or actors because you chose to sit through an hour and a half of something you probably didn't care for to begin with.