Adam's Package

Just awful. This feels like it is either the result of a failed student project or an attempt at money laundering. The gaps and pauses between the dialogue, the way everyone waits for their line and you can see them thinking of their lines as they wait for their turn, the calculated reactions, the stiff body language, the semi-practiced facial expressions, and so on and so on. Sometimes "bad" can be hilarious (if also a bit painful), but this is just pure excrement. I tried to find one redeeming quality, but no. Just . . . No. It's not even as good as when failed porn stars tried to go legit and fail dismally at that as well. I have no more words. Just say no, move on, and be done with it.