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Vampire Killers (2009)

Lesbian Vampire Killers (original title)
Their women having been enslaved by the local pack of lesbian vampires thanks to an ancient curse, the remaining menfolk of a rural town send two hapless young lads out onto the moors as a sacrifice.

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Phil Claydon

Writers:

Stewart Williams (screenplay), Paul Hupfield (screenplay)
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Silvia Colloca ... Carmilla
Margarita Hall Margarita Hall ... Daughter of Darkness 1
Sianad Gregory ... Daughter of Darkness 2
Mathew Horne ... Jimmy
Lucy Gaskell ... Judy
Emma Clifford ... Ms Rossi
James Corden ... Fletch
Travis Oliver ... Steve
Susie Amy ... Blonde
MyAnna Buring ... Lotte
Louise Dylan ... Anke
Ashley Mulheron ... Trudi
Tiffany Mulheron Tiffany Mulheron ... Heidi
John Pierce Jones John Pierce Jones ... Landlord (as John Pierce-Jones)
Steve Clark-Hall ... Sidney Goatherder No.7 / The Storyteller
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Storyline

Centuries ago, Baron Wolfgang MacLaren vanquished the Vampire Queen Carmilla in the remote Cragwich; however, before decapitating the evil vampire, she curses the locals and descendants of the baron, swearing that every woman would turn into a lesbian vampire on the eighteenth birthday. On the present days, the clumsy and naive cuckold Jimmy is dumped again by his girlfriend Judy and misses her. His best friend Fletch is fired in his job of clown after hitting an annoying boy. The two friends are broken and decide to camp in the countryside to forget their problems, and Jimmy throws a dart in a map in a pub to decide where they should go. They head to Cragwich and when they arrive in the bar Baron's Rest, they see four hot girls leaving the place in a Kombi. The innkeeper offers the old Mircalla cottage in the woods for them, the same place the girls will lodge. Meanwhile, Lotte, Heide, Anke and Trudi have trouble with their van and Jimmy and Fletch reach them in the forest and they ... Written by Claudio Carvalho, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

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THEY WON;T GO DOWN WITHOUT A BITE... (all-caps U.S. one sheet) See more »


Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for language, sexual content and horror violence | See all certifications »

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Country:

UK

Language:

English

Release Date:

20 March 2009 (UK) See more »

Also Known As:

Vampire Killers See more »

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Runtime:

| (European Film Market)

Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

2.35 : 1
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Trivia

In 2003 when the script was first created, the writers, both MTV producers at the time, intended to make the film themselves as a 'straight to DVD' B-Movie. Paul Hupfield was set to direct, and Stewart Williams was due to play the part of Fletch. See more »

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Fletch: Hahahahahahahaha! It's got a big metal cock for a handle!
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Monsieur Suave
Written by Christian Marsac (as Marsac)
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Went in for the title, went out with a smile
8 June 2009 | by supernick-3See all my reviews

This is one of those titles that make you expect the worst, but make you have to watch it. So I took some time on a weary afternoon, and I gave it a shot.

The first minutes I was happily surprised. Settings and costumes chosen with care, good camera-work and effects (none of the vague stuff that surrounds low-budget flicks), and some witty dialogues. Typical British, yes, but that's a positive remark. The main characters, and their main philosophy, was much to my liking. What follows is more of the same, and I never felt the need to fast-forward or to hide my face and ears in shame. My eyes definitely could appreciate the displayed beauty, whereas in England, these girls should actually be harder to find.

Okay, so the critics will bash on the plot (no sh*t, Sherlock) and the overacting in some cases (again, it's not a candidate for the Oscars). True, no need to expect the best either, but if that's what you're going for, then why choose this movie.

A good time, with true laughs ... I got what I came for.


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