Satan and Becky, the Devil's advocate, believe if the people of the world masturbate just 8% more, civilization will collapse.
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We want your dad to make a dildo of me breaking the world record for holding my arms out. We're going to auction it off on holdingmyarmsout.com
I'd buy it! For my mom! Uh... FOR YOUR MOM! WHOO! Huh?