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Crystal Blue-Haired Persuasion 

Marge starts a business selling healing crystals and other New Age products to the naive mothers of Springfield when Homer's work cuts children's health-care benefits.

Writers:

Matt Groening (created by), James L. Brooks (developed by) | 4 more credits »

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Cast

Episode complete credited cast:
Dan Castellaneta ... Homer Simpson / Grampa Simpson / Gil Gunderson (voice)
Julie Kavner ... Marge Simpson / Patty Bouvier / Selma Bouvier / Jacqueline Bouvier (voice)
Nancy Cartwright ... Bart Simpson (voice)
Yeardley Smith ... Lisa Simpson (voice)
Hank Azaria ... Carl Carlson / Dr. Nick Riviera / Kirk Van Houten / Chief Wiggum / Cletus Spuckler (voice)
Harry Shearer ... Waylon Smithers / Mr. Burns / Lenny Leonard / Ned Flanders / Otto Man (voice)
Illeana Douglas ... New Age Clerk (voice)
Werner Herzog ... Walter Hottenhoffer (voice)
Jenny Slate ... Piper Paisley (voice)
Pamela Hayden ... Milhouse Van Houten (voice)
Tress MacNeille ... Mrs. Muntz (voice)
Chris Edgerly ... (voice)
Maggie Roswell ... Luann Van Houten (voice)
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Storyline

Marge starts a business selling healing crystals and other New Age products to the naive mothers of Springfield when Homer's work cuts children's health-care benefits.

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Genres:

Animation | Comedy

Certificate:

TV-PG
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Details

Country:

USA

Language:

English | Hebrew

Release Date:

12 May 2019 (USA) See more »

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Technical Specs

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Sound Mix:

Dolby

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

16:9 HD
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Did You Know?

Trivia

The crystal store that Marge goes to is called "FAO Quartz", a spoof of the New York City toy store FAO Schwartz. One of the books it sells is titled "Eat my Quartz", which is derived from Bart's early catchphrase "Eat my shorts". See more »

Quotes

Grampa Simpson: Back in my day, children didn't need no meds! You just gave 'em a shot of whiskey and sent 'em off to school! And if they lost their snowshoe, you beat 'em with the other one! That's how we raised the generation that lost Vietnam.
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Connections

References Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (2011) See more »

Soundtracks

Crystal Blue Persuasion
(uncredited)
Written by Ed Gray, Mike Vale and Tommy James
Performed by Tommy James & The Shondells
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