Marge starts a business selling healing crystals and other New Age products to the naive mothers of Springfield when Homer's job cuts children's health-care benefits, leading Marge to use the crystals as a cheaper solution for Bart's ADD.
Did You Know?
The coyote that eats a roadrunner in Homer and Marge's fantasy sequence is the same one that was Homer's spiritual guide in S8E9 "The Mysterious Voyage of Homer". See more
Back in my day, children didn't need no meds! You just gave 'em a shot of whiskey and sent 'em off to school! And if they lost their snowshoe, you beat 'em with the other one! That's how we raised the generation that lost Vietnam.
Crystal Blue Persuasion
Written by Ed Gray
, Mike Vale
and Tommy James
Performed by Tommy James & The Shondells See more