Last Breath

• for the title Worst Film Ever Made.

I really do struggle to find a place to start here. Firstly, I should draw your attention to the plethora of suspiciously similar rave reviews this dreck has garnered. Friends, family and doubtless fellow church goers have been enlisted to mislead IMDb users as to what this is - be warned, the production company is called Ministry Machine Productions for a reason.

At best a Saw film with all new added Family Values and all the gore removed - cos thats what torture porn fans have really been crying out for. At worst it's appallingly acted, tatty looking, nonsensical garbage with an ending which will, if you were luckless enough to have paid to see it, have you pulling the disc from your DVD player and burying it 6 feet underground with a wooden stake through it just to be sure no other poor sap will waste their time with it like you did.

If you're seeing it for free the last 10 minutes might be worth a laugh. Otherwise - run, don't walk - away from this excrement.