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"30 Rock" Secrets and Lies (TV Episode 2007) Poster

(TV Series)

(2007)

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Liz Lemon: Well, I will leave you to it.

Celeste Cunningham: 'It' meaning 'business'.

Liz Lemon: Of course. I call the movie 'Risky Business' 'Risky It' because it means business. Lemon out.

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Celeste Cunningham: I like your necklace.

Liz Lemon: Oh, thank, it's actually a rape whistle, but the whistle part fell off and I just liked how it looked, so I kept it...

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Tracy Jordan: I do not want to disappoint my Japanese public, especially Godzilla. HAHAHAHA! Just kidding. I know he doesn't care what humans do.

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Jack: I like when a woman has ambition. It's like seeing a dog wearing clothes.

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Jack: We are lovers.

Liz Lemon: That word bums me out unless it's between the words "meat" and "pizza".

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Liz Lemon: Wait! Isn't she that congresswoman who's trying to...

Jack: Trying to destroy this company for allegedly turning some children orange? Yes, and therein lies the dilemma. This corporation has a very strict bros before hoes policy.

Liz Lemon: Wow so you must really have some serious feelings for her.

Jack: Okay if I can't say "lovers" you can't say "feelings". But yes, it is serious.

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Celeste Cunningham: I should never have listened to a woman who tapes her bra together.

Jack: Lemon.

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Josh Girard: [laughs] Your lame thing is on his pants!

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Celeste Cunningham: Jack, I convinced the Sheinhardt Wig plaintiffs to settle.

Jack: That's fantastic news. What did they end up getting?

Celeste Cunningham: $5 million each.

Jack: $5 million each? That's NBA sexual assault money.

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