Celeste Cunningham: I like your necklace.
Liz Lemon: Oh, thank, it's actually a rape whistle, but the whistle part fell off and I just liked how it looked, so I kept it...
Tracy Jordan: I do not want to disappoint my Japanese public, especially Godzilla. HAHAHAHA! Just kidding. I know he doesn't care what humans do.
Jack: I like when a woman has ambition. It's like seeing a dog wearing clothes.
Jack: We are lovers.
Liz Lemon: That word bums me out unless it's between the words "meat" and "pizza".
Liz Lemon: Wait! Isn't she that congresswoman who's trying to...
Jack: Trying to destroy this company for allegedly turning some children orange? Yes, and therein lies the dilemma. This corporation has a very strict bros before hoes policy.
Liz Lemon: Wow so you must really have some serious feelings for her.
Jack: Okay if I can't say "lovers" you can't say "feelings". But yes, it is serious.
Celeste Cunningham: I should never have listened to a woman who tapes her bra together.