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Witless Protection

  • 20082008
  • 1212
  • 1h 39min
IMDb RATING
3.3/10
6.3K
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Jenny McCarthy and Larry the Cable Guy in Witless Protection (2008)
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When a small-town sheriff witnesses what he believes to be an attempted kidnapping, his effort to save the beautiful damsel in distress sets him down a wild path of comic mishap.When a small-town sheriff witnesses what he believes to be an attempted kidnapping, his effort to save the beautiful damsel in distress sets him down a wild path of comic mishap.When a small-town sheriff witnesses what he believes to be an attempted kidnapping, his effort to save the beautiful damsel in distress sets him down a wild path of comic mishap.

IMDb RATING
3.3/10
6.3K
YOUR RATING
  • Director
    • Charles Robert Carner
  • Writers
    • Charles Robert Carner(screenplay)
    • Alan C. Blomquist(story)
  • Stars
    • Larry the Cable Guy
    • Jenny McCarthy
    • Richard Bull
Top credits
  • Director
    • Charles Robert Carner
  • Writers
    • Charles Robert Carner(screenplay)
    • Alan C. Blomquist(story)
  • Stars
    • Larry the Cable Guy
    • Jenny McCarthy
    • Richard Bull
  • See more at IMDbPro
  • See production, box office & company info
    • 25User reviews
    • 34Critic reviews
    • 17Metascore
  • See production, box office & company info
    • Awards
      • 4 nominations

    Videos1

    Witless Protection
    Trailer 2:04
    Witless Protection

    Photos38

    Joe Mantegna, Ivana Milicevic, and Larry the Cable Guy in Witless Protection (2008)
    Jenny McCarthy and Larry the Cable Guy in Witless Protection (2008)
    Larry the Cable Guy in Witless Protection (2008)
    Ivana Milicevic in Witless Protection (2008)
    Eric Roberts and Peter Stormare in Witless Protection (2008)
    Ivana Milicevic and Larry the Cable Guy in Witless Protection (2008)
    Ivana Milicevic and Larry the Cable Guy in Witless Protection (2008)
    Eric Roberts and Yaphet Kotto in Witless Protection (2008)
    Ivana Milicevic and Larry the Cable Guy in Witless Protection (2008)
    Jenny McCarthy in Witless Protection (2008)
    Eric Roberts and Ivana Milicevic in Witless Protection (2008)
    Peter Stormare and Larry the Cable Guy in Witless Protection (2008)

    Top cast

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    Larry the Cable Guy
    Larry the Cable Guy
    • Deputy Larry Stalderas Deputy Larry Stalder
    Jenny McCarthy
    Jenny McCarthy
    • Connieas Connie
    Richard Bull
    Richard Bull
    • Sheriff Smootas Sheriff Smoot
    J. David Moeller
    • Elmeras Elmer
    Will Clinger
    Will Clinger
    • Boas Bo
    Omar Dykes
    • Gusas Gus
    • (as Omar Kent Dykes)
    Reno Collier
    Reno Collier
    • Tateras Tater
    Yaphet Kotto
    Yaphet Kotto
    • Ricardo Bodias Ricardo Bodi
    Ivana Milicevic
    Ivana Milicevic
    • Madeleineas Madeleine
    Dan Waller
    Dan Waller
    • Agent Orangeas Agent Orange…
    Rick LeFevour
    Rick LeFevour
    • MIB #2as MIB #2
    • (as Rick Lefevour)
    Joe Caballero
    Joe Caballero
    • MIB #3as MIB #3
    Sean Bridgers
    Sean Bridgers
    • Normas Norm
    Gerry Bednob
    Gerry Bednob
    • Omaras Omar
    Claudia Michelle Wallace
    • TSA Womanas TSA Woman
    Emir Yonzon
    Emir Yonzon
    • TSA Supervisoras TSA Supervisor
    Gary Tippett
    • TSA Dog Handleras TSA Dog Handler
    Jesse Dabson
    Jesse Dabson
    • TSA Expertas TSA Expert
    • Director
      • Charles Robert Carner
    • Writers
      • Charles Robert Carner(screenplay) (story)
      • Alan C. Blomquist(story)
    • All cast & crew
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    Storyline

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    The story centers on a small-town Sheriff who witnesses what he believes is a kidnapping, and rushes to rescue a woman. The kidnappers turn out to be F.B.I. Agents assigned to protect her and deliver her to a big Enron-type corruption trial in Chicago, but are later found to be on the take and are villains who are bent on killing her. —anonymous
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    • Plot summary
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    • Taglines
      • Protecting America's assets.
    • Genres
      • Comedy
      • Crime
    • Certificate
      • 12
    • Parents guide

    Did you know

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    • Trivia
      Yaphet Kotto's final movie role.
    • Goofs
      Just before the vomit scene on the side of the road, Madeleine changes the stereo in Larry's truck from opera/classical to rap. The scene shows music changing, while she is using the volume control - not the channel selector.
    • Quotes

      Larry: [smarting after a handshake from Duvall] Man, my hand ain't been this sore since the first episode of "Baywatch".

    • Alternate versions
      Yaphet Kotto's character is named Alonzo Mosely in the theatrical release. Due to rights issues with another studio that owns that character name (from Midnight Run (1988), it had to be changed and redubbed to Ricardo Bodi for the DVD.
    • Connections
      Featured in Making Witless: The Cast on the Cast (2008)
    • Soundtracks
      Eye of the Tiger
      Written by Jim Peterik (as James Peterik), Frankie Sullivan (as Frank Sullivan)

      Performed by The Wallendas of Sound

      Produced by David Was and Fred Kron

    User reviews25

    Review
    Top review
    5/10
    Slight of fat
    This is one of those slight-of-hand smart comedies, which explains why its target audience hated it so much. A bit too intellectual for them.

    A lot of the stuff involves dumb gags, silly (and easily seen over-the-top) stereotypes, and the acting is not going to win any awards for comedy or otherwise. But it is all wound up into an enjoyable story and directed well enough that even Eric Roberts is able to handle his role. It also has enough complexity and subtlety to keep it interesting (provided you're able to make it through the first 10 minutes, which really is bad, but does still tie into the story).

    Maybe the problem is that the target audience can't handle the memory required to get past the first 10 minutes.
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    • Aug 2, 2008

    Details

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    • Release date
      • February 22, 2008 (United States)
    • Country of origin
      • United States
    • Official site
      • Lions Gate Entertainment (United States)
    • Language
      • English
    • Also known as
      • Loca protección de testigos
    • Filming locations
      • Lemont, Illinois, USA
    • Production companies
      • Parallel Entertainment Pictures
      • Parallel Entertainment
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    Box office

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    • Budget
      • $7,500,000 (estimated)
    • Gross US & Canada
      • $4,161,625
    • Opening weekend US & Canada
      • $2,116,692
      • Feb 24, 2008
    • Gross worldwide
      • $4,161,625
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    Technical specs

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    • Runtime
      • 1h 39min
    • Color
      • Color
    • Sound mix
      • Dolby Digital
    • Aspect ratio
      • 1.85 : 1

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