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The Extendables (2014)

Not Rated | | Comedy | 3 August 2014 (USA)
A struggling and publicly disgraced Hollywood icon gets another shot at mega stardom when he is hired to star and direct an action movie in Uzbekistan.

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Cast overview, first billed only:
... Vardell Duseldorfer
... Maria
... Sir Jeffrey
... Paint
... AD
... Burton
... Sue
... Best Boy (as Adam Smith)
... Salma Hayek (as Leslie Garza Rivera)
... Kilborn
... Stray Butler
Chuck Abernathy ... Prop Guy
Noel Britton ... Dancer
... News Reporter
Melanie Camp ... Crazed Fan
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What if Inspector Clouseau bulked up on steroids, then was given the job to direct a movie? The Extendables chronicles Hollywood myth and rumor, bending together an escalating series of mishaps that lead us and The Great Vardell Duselldorfer, in the strictest dramatic terms, to climax. Written by A Bavarian Wood Whittler

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$500,000 (estimated)
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Vardell Duseldorfer: [Turns to face own fart] STAY!
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Most likely to be one of the weirder films I have come across. An unpleasant surprise.
6 March 2015 | by See all my reviews

Oh Mein godfazer.

Without a doubt this has to be one of the weirder films. Definitely not at all what I expected... I mean I'm a huge fan of our good Brian T but c'mon man.

This will no doubt become mandatory for years to come as a precursor for what not to do, ever... in any instance.

To be fair, let's just say it started off awesome (first 5 minutes). I even giggled a few times, then as the film progressed the laughter turned to pitiful grunts.. and then just silent bewilderment. It's literally like they spent 5 minutes coming up with some ideas and then decided to see how far they could extend the joke... Sadly they stretched it across a full length production. I reckon arm pumping fart humor would have been more captivating.


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