"The Simpsons" Marge Gamer (TV Episode 2007) - Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson, Grampa Simpson, Krusty the Clown, Sideshow Mel

[Homer notices a sideline official waving his out-of-bounds flag]

Homer Simpson : Hey! You got something against the American flag, bub?

[Homer headbutts the guy in the stomach]

Little Girl : Hey! That's my dad!

Homer Simpson : I'm your dad now!
Homer Simpson : [refereeing Lisa's soccer game] Yellow card!

Lisa Simpson : You can't give me a yellow card. You're my dad!

Homer Simpson : When I put on these shorts, I'm not your dad. And judging by how tight they are, I'll never be anyone else's dad, either.
Homer Simpson : Thanks, honey.

Homer Simpson : I prepared by watching hours and hours of soccer.

Homer Simpson : I almost saw a goal once.

Homer Simpson : But there were SO MANY ads for Spanish cell phones!
[Homer runs a lot, and then pukes in a nearby cone]

Homer Simpson : Does somebody have another barf cone?
Homer Simpson : Son, I will never understand women if I live to be forty.

Bart Simpson : Big if.

Homer Simpson : You said it. Enjoy me while you can.
Homer Simpson : That's soccer? All this time I was calling it human foosball.
Homer Simpson : Marge, you have to get on the net. It's where all the best conspiracy theories are. Did you know Hezbollah owns Little Debbie Food Snacks? This stuff will rock your world.

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Grampa Simpson, Krusty the Clown, Sideshow Mel