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One-Eyed Monster (2008)

A hostile alien wreaks havoc on the cast and crew of an adult movie.

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Adam Fields
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Credited cast:
Amber Benson ... Laura
Jason Graham ... Jonah
Charles Napier ... Mohtz
Jeff Denton ... Jim
Caleb Mayo Caleb Mayo ... T.J.
Bart Fletcher Bart Fletcher ... Lance
Jenny Guy Jenny Guy ... Wanda
Veronica Hart ... Veronica
John Edward Lee John Edward Lee ... Rock
Carmen Hart Carmen Hart ... Angel
Frank Noel Frank Noel ... Bus Driver
Ron Jeremy ... Ron
Bobby Knight Bobby Knight ... Radio Vocal Performance (voice)
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Jonathan Assefa Jonathan Assefa ... Black Mamba
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Storyline

Ten people travel into the mountains of Northern California to shoot a porn movie. During a scene break early in filming Ron Jeremy gets hit by a shooting star and in the following scene his penis, now possessed by a sex-hungry alien, detaches itself, leaving Ron for dead. The remaining cast and crew theorize about the murdering penis' vulnerability after climax, 'when it is limp, and at its weakest'. They hatch a plan to lure the penis into a neuro-tactile simulator and then circumcise it with an ax during its 'refractory period'. Written by kwedgwood@hotmail.com

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If you see it coming, you're already dead.

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Comedy | Horror | Sci-Fi

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for strong sexual content throughout including crude dialogue, and for nudity, language and some gore | See all certifications »

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Trivia

Charles Napier had a cameo in Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999) there's a joke about Dr. Evil getting away in a rocket that looks like a woman's husband's one-eyed monster. Ironically, almost ten years later he starred in this movie coincidentally titled, One-eyed Monster. See more »

Goofs

An airbag crash-mat is clearly visible when Jim lands after being thrown from the snowmobile. See more »

Quotes

[last lines]
Laura: What's that sound? It sounds like rain.
Jonah: Not rain. Ron.
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Crazy Credits

Ron Jeremy's credit reads "Introducing Ron Jeremy", despite the fact he has appeared in dozens of mainstream films, including several as a lead or major supporting actor (plus thousands of porn films he's starred in). See more »

Connections

References Dreamgirls (2006) See more »

Soundtracks

Let The Devil Know
Performed by 'Yoni'
Written by 'Yoni Leviatan'
Published by Book of Jonah Music Publishing (ASCAP)
Courtesy of 'Yoni Leviatan'
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B-o-r-i-n-g
22 June 2010 | by morkulv_athferionSee all my reviews

There are no words that can describe the boringness that is this film. When I saw the trailer, I expected a slapstick horror-movie that makes fun of both the cliché's in porn and horror-genres. Instead, this movie gets boring very quickly and for the most part is just people talking nonsense to each other with weird 'jokes' that never seem to go anywhere. I expected a little bit more entertainment from a movie about a penis that goes around killing people.

The gore is also pretty nonexistent which was a letdown for me. I thought that a movie like this would at least go all the way with the killings, but this movie is actually pretty tame except for perhaps the shots of people wrestling with a rubber dildo. Some of the conversations are okay and can be pretty funny if it wasn't delivered so utterly uninspired and boring. I know this is the third time I mentioned the word boring, but its really all you need to know about this movie. Its actually pretty amazing that the creators could make this movie boring with the plot that it has, but they did it.

If you are looking for a good nonsense horror-movie to watch with your buddies like I was, then don't stop here. This movie is mostly sleep- inducing and forgettable crap that doesn't deliver what you expect from it. Three stars go out to the cast and crew that did a decent job of working with the little they were given.


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Country:

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Language:

English

Release Date:

11 November 2008 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

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1.78 : 1
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