Corner Gas (TV Series)

Kid Stuff (2006)

Janet Wright: Emma Leroy

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Emma Leroy : I've seen you not working before, but this is a whole new level of not working.

  Brent Leroy : I have a rip in my jeans.

  Emma Leroy : So you sat down on the floor! Did I miss the crying or is that still to come?

  Brent Leroy : I was already on the floor, putting things on the bottom shelf, at which point I happened to notice a rip in my jeans - Your Honor.

• Oscar Leroy : What are you trying to pull?

  Emma Leroy : [working on sewing machine]  I'm shaving an ape, what's it look like?

  Oscar Leroy : Everyone's so smart! I'm talking about this allowance business!

  Emma Leroy : What allowance?

  Oscar Leroy : You went behind my back and gave me money! Every week!

  Emma Leroy : I can't figure out this and you at the same time - what are you talking about?

  Oscar Leroy : You only give me so much money every week!

  Emma Leroy : Well, I keep meaning to give you millions but I forget.

  Oscar Leroy : Our money is our money! And since when do you get to decide who gets what and what goes where?

  Emma Leroy : You think I'm gonna let you run the budget? By the end of the week we'd own a kangaroo farm!

  Oscar Leroy : Hah! I'm gonna make my own money!

  Emma Leroy : Make money... you can't even make a sandwich.

  Oscar Leroy : Ah, so I put a loaf of bread in the dishwasher one time!