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Forever Never Anywhere (2007)

Immer nie am Meer (original title)
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Cast

Cast overview:
Christoph Grissemann Christoph Grissemann ... Anzengruber
Dirk Stermann Dirk Stermann ... Baisch
Heinz Strunk Heinz Strunk ... Schwanenmeister
Philip Bialkowski Philip Bialkowski ... Toni
Eva Maria Neubauer ... Geherin
Markus Hering Markus Hering ... Heimleiter
Gabriele Heckel Gabriele Heckel ... Baisch' Frau
Silke Jandl Silke Jandl ... Gäste Weinlese
Bernhard Majcen Bernhard Majcen ... Gäste Weinlese
Marion Dimali Marion Dimali ... Apothekerin
Christopher Schärf ... Barkeeper
Alexander Rieder Alexander Rieder ... Mann an der Bar
Markus Schleinzer ... Mathias
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Never at the sea.

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Comedy | Drama

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Official Sites:

Official site [Germany]

Country:

Austria

Language:

German

Release Date:

9 March 2007 (Austria) See more »

Also Known As:

Forever Never Anywhere See more »

Filming Locations:

Lower Austria, Austria See more »

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Box Office

Cumulative Worldwide Gross:

$411,734
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Coop99 Filmproduktion See more »
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Runtime:

Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
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Trivia

Never at the sea. See more »

Soundtracks

Der Zigeunerbaron: Einzugsmarsch
Written by Johann Strauss
Courtesy of Musikverlag G. Narholz
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Immer nie lustig
13 March 2007 | by PhilippDSee all my reviews

It's hard to criticize this film without giving away too much, but I'll do my best. First of all, don't expect a comedy, or anything too similar to Stermann & Grissemann's Stand- Ups. There are a few chuckles here and there, but as it moves along it becomes darker and more and more serious. It's not funny enough to be a comedy, it's not exciting enough to be a thriller. Disappointingly it has no moral or deeper meaning whatsoever (at least I couldn't think of one). I left the theater asking myself "So what?" and I think this movie has the same problem "Die Fetten Jahre sind vorbei" has: The premise is original and pretty interesting, but it seems as if the writers themselves lost interest halfway into the story and decided to stick with some uninspired ending and call it a day. I don't feel like I've wasted too much money on this one, but if you have the choice: Rent "Indien" again.

4 out of 10


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