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Forever Never Anywhere

Original title: Immer nie am Meer
  • 20072007
  • 1h 28m
IMDb RATING
6.9/10
1.1K
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Forever Never Anywhere (2007)
  • Comedy
  • Drama
Never at the sea.Never at the sea.Never at the sea.
IMDb RATING
6.9/10
1.1K
YOUR RATING
  • Director
    • Antonin Svoboda
  • Writers
    • Christoph Grissemann
    • Dirk Stermann
    • Heinz Strunk
  • Stars
    • Christoph Grissemann
    • Dirk Stermann
    • Heinz Strunk
Top credits
  • Director
    • Antonin Svoboda
  • Writers
    • Christoph Grissemann
    • Dirk Stermann
    • Heinz Strunk
  • Stars
    • Christoph Grissemann
    • Dirk Stermann
    • Heinz Strunk
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    • 5User reviews
    • 22Critic reviews
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    • Awards
      • 2 nominations

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    Christoph Grissemann
    • Anzengruberas Anzengruber
    Dirk Stermann
    • Baischas Baisch
    Heinz Strunk
    • Schwanenmeisteras Schwanenmeister
    Philip Bialkowski
    • Tonias Toni
    Eva Maria Neubauer
    Eva Maria Neubauer
    • Geherinas Geherin
    Markus Hering
    • Heimleiteras Heimleiter
    Gabriele Heckel
    • Baisch' Frauas Baisch' Frau
    Silke Jandl
    • Gäste Weinleseas Gäste Weinlese
    Bernhard Majcen
    • Gäste Weinleseas Gäste Weinlese
    Marion Dimali
    • Apothekerinas Apothekerin
    Christopher Schärf
    • Barkeeperas Barkeeper
    Alexander Rieder
    • Mann an der Baras Mann an der Bar
    Markus Schleinzer
    Markus Schleinzer
    • Mathiasas Mathias
    Marcus Hauser
      Julian Sharp
      • Kellneras Kellner
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      • Director
        • Antonin Svoboda
      • Writers
        • Christoph Grissemann
        • Dirk Stermann
        • Heinz Strunk
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      • Trivia
        Never at the sea.
      • Soundtracks
        Schäferstündchen
        By Heinz Strunk

      User reviews5

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      4/10
      Immer nie lustig
      It's hard to criticize this film without giving away too much, but I'll do my best. First of all, don't expect a comedy, or anything too similar to Stermann & Grissemann's Stand- Ups. There are a few chuckles here and there, but as it moves along it becomes darker and more and more serious. It's not funny enough to be a comedy, it's not exciting enough to be a thriller. Disappointingly it has no moral or deeper meaning whatsoever (at least I couldn't think of one). I left the theater asking myself "So what?" and I think this movie has the same problem "Die Fetten Jahre sind vorbei" has: The premise is original and pretty interesting, but it seems as if the writers themselves lost interest halfway into the story and decided to stick with some uninspired ending and call it a day. I don't feel like I've wasted too much money on this one, but if you have the choice: Rent "Indien" again.

      4 out of 10
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      • PhilippD
      • Mar 13, 2007

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      • Release date
        • March 9, 2007 (Austria)
      • Country of origin
        • Austria
      • Official site
        • Official site (Germany)
      • Language
        • German
      • Also known as
        • Nikad na moru
      • Filming locations
        • Lower Austria, Austria
      • Production company
        • Coop99 Filmproduktion
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      • Gross worldwide
        • $411,734
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      • Runtime
        1 hour 28 minutes
      • Color
        • Color
      • Sound mix
        • Dolby Digital
      • Aspect ratio
        • 1.85 : 1

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