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RSO [Registered Sex Offender] (2008) Poster

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Subtext: Has his time in prison changed him in any way?

Tina: Well yeah, his anus is distended... like one of those baboons you see on TV.

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Younger Brother: Has he ever embarrassed me? I work at Wendy's. It's hard to get embarrassed.

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Grabok: Does anybody have any questions about Mike's story?

Angry Counselee: Yea. Sounds like bullshit to me.

Grabok: Question please.

Angry Counselee: Mike, is that bullshit?

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Tina: He tried to talk me into anal sex by saying that I'd cum so hard that I'll pass out.

RSO: You... you would dude if you'd just give it a chance. I did. Listen, if you were me, you know, put... put it... put it in there, I'll let *you* take any vegetable of your choice and put it in there. And I can get whatever you've got, we're talking eggplant, broccoli, fucking ginger...

Tina: [interrupts] Come on!

RSO: *Ginger*, that would be exotic.

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Angry Counselee: You know it's one of the situations, you bring your ass and your mind follows.

RSO: [Repeats] Bring your ass and your mind follows. Could you perhaps say something that doesn't sound like it's on a bumper sticker.

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