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Minty: The Assassin (2009)

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MINTY is a youthful, raven haired, punk rock, feminist, female super heroine, that gets her super powers from eating chocolate (which is a good source of antioxidants). One day Minty's ... See full summary »

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Eugene Baldovino

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Eugene Baldovino (story and characters)
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Cast

Credited cast:
Jacki R. Chan ... Molly Leviathan
Jade English Jade English ... Hot Security Guard
Chip Joslin ... Dr. Brain Bender
David A. Lockhart ... Rat Monster
Elina Madison ... Minty
Ricardo Mamood-Vega ... Zen Cowboy
Nora J. Novak ... Cute Postal Woman (as Nora Jesse)
Anthony Ray Parker ... Big Boss
McKay Stewart ... Sensational Ninja
Tabitha Taylor ... Double Delicious
Elan Tom Elan Tom ... Bruce Zee
Hawk Younkins ... Captain Capability
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MINTY is a youthful, raven haired, punk rock, feminist, female super heroine, that gets her super powers from eating chocolate (which is a good source of antioxidants). One day Minty's agent, BIG BOSS, an older and honorable gentlemen, is taken hostage by DOCTOR BRAIN BENDER, the evil neuro-scientist. Minty then fights her way up various perverse floors of Doctor Brain Bender's paranormal building to rescue Big Boss. Several unusual villains stand in her way: CAPTAIN CAPABILITY, a freak of nature; SENSATIONAL NINJA, an effeminate assassin; RAT MONSTER, a depressed mutant; BRUCE ZEE, a psycho martial artist; MOLLY LEVIATHAN, a sensual super vixen; ZEN COWBOY, a blindfolded gunslinger; and DOUBLE DELICIOUS, an intellectual lesbian vampire. Throughout this wild odyssey, Minty educates her adversaries on the fascinating world of natural science and then uses her beauty, her brains, and pure brutality to demonstrate the biological theory of the survival of the fittest. Written by Ground Down Productions, LLC

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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

30 April 2009 (USA) See more »

Filming Locations:

Los Angeles, California, USA

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Budget:

$400,000 (estimated)
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Ground Down Productions See more »
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(director's cut) | (cable)

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Color
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(at around 20 mins) Minty gets a delivery. He punches at the delivery man with left fist. In the next frame the delivery person is getting hit by the right fist. See more »

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