Three college cheerleaders (and after-school go-go dancers) use their martial arts skills to save their Sensei from mafia kidnappers, but must keep their extracurricular activities a secret to realize their Ivy League dreams at Brown.
Four perky, clueless cheerleaders from the Happy Valley High Hamsters are mistakenly blamed by the meddling Church Ladies for the invasion of the "Internet smut" into their children's ... See full summary »
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April, Courtney and Monica are three beautiful, intelligent and tough college freshmen. They are finishing their first semester at Los Lomas Malas community college, the armpit of community college's. They must do well on finals to gain entrance to an Ivy League University, cheer at the big game and rescue their Sensei, who has been kidnapped by the mob, all by midnight so they can compete in the all-city strip off with the hopes of winning college money. All the while, dodging nosy cops, keeping their parents at bay, dealing with a perverted coach and smiling, talking or fighting their way through a slew of odd characters.Written by
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The sign outside the college reads "Las Lomas." The painted sign in the gym reads "Los Lomas." See more »
Do you even understand the importance of this club?
It makes a GOOD profit.
No! It's family. My father opened this club, and I ran it until my unfortunate incarceration, but now that I'm out, I'm taking back what's rightfully mine.
It's not yours to take back.
[Lazzaro hits Hiroshi]
What do you know, huh? Obviously you've never run a crime family!
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I was drawn to the unsurpassable promise given by the title. I got what I expected, but also more. Ninja Cheerleaders is the best bad movie I ever saw, very funny if you don't take it serious and with some surprisingly good elements here and there.
You are not likely to mistake it for a Kubrick movie, nor will you ponder whether Jet Li could have done better fights. I have however seen a lot of allegedly A-movies which are much worse than this.
So if you like the title, don't miss the movie!
And no, they are not naked. They are only very pretty, very sparsely dressed and move quite nicely.
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