Your commentators are Vince McMahon & Bobby Heenan
Hulk Hogan & The Junkyard Dog (w/The Hati Kid) Vs Terry Funk & Hoss Funk (w/Jimmy Hart)
Hogan and JYD win after Hogan pins Terry Funk. This was a lot of fun. Far from a masterpiece...but it was chaotic and high energy. Terry Funk's runs in the WWF were crap and he deserved better.
*** out of 5
They do a weigh-in with Bundy and Uncle Elmer. Bundy is 468 pounds. Elmer is 438 pounds. And he's eating "Fried Pig Parts"
King Kong Bundy Vs Uncle Elmer
Oh god *slaps forehead* Bundy wins with an elbow drop. Not the disaster I thought it would be. I'll say that much. The crowd was surprisingly hot for Elmer.
* out of 5
"Adorable" Adrian Adonis Vs "Mr Wonderful" Paul Orndorff
Gene Okerlund and Orndorff take a steam together and Okerlund hates it. Adonis wins by DQ. This was actually a really good match between these two. Adonis is an underrated worker and the two had good chemistry. Adonis bumped like a madman and Orndorff was on his game.
***1/4 out of 5
Hogan still isn't satisfied with King Kong Bundy and he plans to finish the job. Whatcha gonna do, man? Whatcha gonna DO?!
Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat Vs Jake "The Snake" Roberts
The match doesn't get a chance to begin, because Roberts attacks Steamboat with Clotheslines. He then proceeds to DDT Steamboat on the floor and drape the snake over him. They sell it by having Steamboat stretchered . An AWESOME storyline and really memorable stuff here. It's announced Steamboat will be out a week with a Concussion.
2 out of 3 Falls.
Tag Team Titles
The British Bulldogs (C) Vs The Iron Sheik & Nikolai Volkoff
The Dynamite Kid won't get in the ring because he has a torn ligament in his left knee. The Bulldogs win when Bulldog sneaks in for the illegal pin. Pretty poor main event. The Sheik and Volkoff aren't exactly great wrestlers.
*1/4 out of 5
Aside from the main event, this is a GREAT SNME. Awesome storyline progression and really solid matches. It's a lot of fun and highly recommended