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Written by Andre Moraweck, Sebastian Grund, Tom-Eric Moraweck, Nick Wachsmuth, Sabastian Rieche
Published by Lonely Plantet Productions, Inc. o/b/o/ Magic Arts Publishing
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This is poorly made in most respects, and that's part of its appeal. In fact, I liked it. It has more jokes, and better jokes than any of the parody movies I've seen in years.
Here's the setup. W Bush has stolen a fourth term and declared war on a dozen countries, including France. So many soldiers are getting killed that labs have invented a virus that reanimates them so that they can keep on fighting, and harder. This virus gets into a stripper establishment with the result that the strippers once infected get "better," or at least more popular with the goofs.
Sounds like it could be a mess, and it is. I think of it as some sort of triangulation among Tarantino's fake sleaze "Death Proof," but more genuine, "10,000 Corpses" but with something other than snarls and "Shaun of the Dead" but with more clever jokes.
The interesting thing is that there are breasts here. But they are part of the irony, the big joke. They are deliberately depicted to be as artificially defective as the zombie countenance. In fact, the folding here is that we have an on-screen audience of male louts who reward the zombie strippers above the "regular" girls, so they willingly become zombies to be sexier.
The jokes range from cinematic jokes to comments on social issues, and they are at a higher level than usual.
One of the strippers is a former Playmate and that's supposed to be some sort of draw. Its hard to tell which one.
Ted's Evaluation -- 2 of 3: Has some interesting elements.
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