Putting "Wizard" on your door is like putting up a sign that says "Lunatics Welcome." Not that all my clients are crazy. But they all think I'm a little crazy. They ask me to cast spells, move objects without touching them, and of course see dead people. Hey, don't get me wrong, I can do most of that stuff, but when it comes to dealing with ghosts, let's just say I'd rather get a root canal.