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Moordwijven (2007)

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A black comedy. When three wealthy women hire a hit man to get rid of one of their cheating husbands, everything goes wrong.

Director:

Dick Maas

Writers:

Wijo Koek (scenario adaptation), Dick Maas | 2 more credits »
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Cast

Credited cast:
Bracha van Doesburgh ... Kitty Kroonenberg
Hadewych Minis ... Estelle
Sanne Wallis de Vries Sanne Wallis de Vries ... Nicolette
Kees Boot ... Cliff
Hans Kesting Hans Kesting ... Evert-Jan Kroonenberg
Bart Oomen Bart Oomen ... Meindert
Bart Klever Bart Klever ... Ivo
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Bert André Bert André ... Funeral Director
Ellik Bargai Ellik Bargai ... Salesman
Inge Beekman Inge Beekman ... Old Lady in Canta
Elisa Beuger Elisa Beuger ... Handbag Saleswoman
Pierre Bokma ... Dr. Bilderberg
Marle Brouwer Marle Brouwer ... Production Assistant
Horace Cohen ... Announcer
Margo Dames Margo Dames ... Female Guest
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Storyline

Spoiled-rotten airhead Dutch socialites Kitty, Estelle and Nicolette hire criminal Cliff to eliminate their husbands, businessmen which they suspect of adultery. Cliff's uncharacteristic clumsiness in staging accidents and pure chance cause ample complications. Written by KGF Vissers

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No body is perfect

Genres:

Comedy

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Official Sites:

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Country:

Netherlands

Language:

Dutch

Release Date:

20 December 2007 (Netherlands) See more »

Also Known As:

De botox methode See more »

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Box Office

Budget:

€3,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend:

€276,856 (Netherlands), 23 December 2007, Limited Release
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Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital (Dolby 5.1)

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

2.35 : 1
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Trivia

According to Bracha van Doesburgh, she and her co-stars were so humorous while filming the anal bleaching scene that it started to irritate the crew. See more »

Quotes

Nicolette: Sometimes I wonder if we shouldn't do something.
Estelle: About what?
Nicolette: All the misery in the world.
Estelle: Last month we had that charity dinner for Darfur, didn't we? The tickets were more then 600 euro.
Nicolette: But that is so... uninvolved. I bet those people don't have a clue we eat for them.
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References Amsterdamned (1988) See more »

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Shitwijven
2 February 2010 | by Lio-3See all my reviews

What a piece of junk this movie is.

First, it takes about an hour to even start with the storyline. You could easily skip 1 hour and not miss a thing.

Secondly, the acting is terrible! Are these experienced actors? They sound like students in a high school play.

Thirdly, the dialogs are inane. There are plenty of kids' movies with wittier dialog.

Lastly, the humor is bad as well. There are two kinds of jokes in this movie: slapstick (when getting out of a car, the door hits a guy and he falls in a canal) and misinterpretation (somebody asks a question, but it is answered in a different context).

Bad, bad, bad. Not all Dutch movies are this bad, believe me!


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