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"Family Guy" Meet the Quagmires (TV Episode 2007) Poster

(TV Series)

(2007)

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Brian Griffin: Wow. 18 year old Lois. Son of a bitch.

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Lois Griffin: [while dancing] Something just poked me!

Glen Quagmire: It's ok. It's just my penis.

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[last lines of the episode, as the Griffins sit on the couch after Peter apparently fixed the timeline]

Lois Griffin: Wow, Peter, that's an amazing story. And I'm touched that you went through so much trouble just to be with me. Obviously, I made the right choice when I married you.

Peter Griffin: Me, too, Lois. And, hey, let's just all be grateful that things are completely back to normal again.

[Roger from "American Dad!" walks up to the Griffins]

Roger Smith: Who ate all the pecan sandies?

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Brian Griffin: [to 18-year-old Lois in 1984] I would eat your poo.

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Marvin: [on the phone] Hey Rick, it's Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Astley. Remember that mediocre, generic sound you were looking for? Well, listen to this!

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[the Jetsons opening sequence is shown, but when Jane leaves with George's wallet, George puuls Jane back in the flying car]

George Jetson: Hey, hey, hey, hey! No, no, no. no! I took this one out for you! You take that one, I take this! You are not taking my whole wallet just so you can go shopping!

Jane Jetson: I was just going to buy some groceries.

George Jetson: Bullcrap!

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Peter Griffin: Well, Rusty, looks like we're gonna eat our way out of another jam.

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Brian Griffin: Hey, I like your dress.

Woman: Get lost, jerk. I'm here with my boyfriend.

Brian Griffin: You mean that quintessential '80's guy, with his collar turned all the way up?

Man: [With a ridiculously high collar] Hey, are you hitting on my girlfriend?

Brian Griffin: No, I was just being friendly.

Man: I can kick your ass, anywhere, anytime!

Brian Griffin: Okay, how about on top of the World Trade Center, September 11th, 2001 at 8 am?

Man: I will be there, pal. You think I'll forget, but I won't!

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[after Brian perform's Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up"]

Man: I didn't like any of that.

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Ms. Pac-Man: WHAT? WHAT?

Ghosts: [backing away from Ms. Pac-Man] Geez, nothing. B*tch!

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