The PE service falls into complete chaos as customers turn up and find no strips available. Gonch brings things under control, until Terrance Parker turns up, and head-butts him. Wearing fruit badges with messages on them becomes the latest fad, and gives Justine an opportunity to ask Tegs to spend lunch with her. In the first years' assembly, Mrs. Reagan asks everyone to be on the lookout for thieves, as more and more things are going missing. Fed up with washing PE kits, and rapidly losing money, Ziggy comes up with an idea requiring less effort - security marking, using special pens (borrowed from woodwork class) and the school computer. Ronnie and Fiona have decided that Danny Kendall will be too green to do their Hip-hop mixing, but don't want to hurt his feelings. There is a competition they intend to enter, and go to meet Fiona's friend Wesley. He agrees to do them a Hip-hop mix, but mentions graphics for their Fresh & Fly act - on the spur of the moment, they say that Danny Kendall will do it. Fred and his mates make fun of the non-competitive "Access Club", and are berated by Mr. Robson. Ziggy, Gonch and Robbie, find Mauler is on his own, and in revenge for Gonch's damaged nose, head off in pursuit. Exiting the building, they collide with Mr. Bronson, knocking his wig off. Gonch approaches the girls about some financial support to their flailing PE venture. Calley seems reluctant, but Ronnie forks out some money - in return for Gonch's dad providing the van for their Hip-hop gear for the forthcoming competition.
—Geffers