One just got released from prison, the other just "accidentally" killed a prostitute, so what's a couple of down on their luck career criminals to do? Rob a bank and head to Brazil of ...
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Martine offers Terry a lead on a foolproof bank hit on London's Baker Street. She targets a roomful of safe deposit boxes worth millions in cash and jewelry. But Terry and his crew don't realize the boxes also contain a treasure trove of dirty secrets - secrets that will thrust them into a deadly web of corruption and illicit scandal.
Stephen Campbell Moore
One just got released from prison, the other just "accidentally" killed a prostitute, so what's a couple of down on their luck career criminals to do? Rob a bank and head to Brazil of course! What could possibly go wrong? Gunshot wounds, terrorists, crazed gang-bangers, crazy women, heart-stopping car chases and of course the law make "The Bank Job" the most explosive action title for April, hot on the heels of "Miami Vice" and "Crank"!
This is my first comment after being an IMDb regular for quite some time. The reason i decided to write this comment is to warn you all about this movie!
DO NOT watch this movie. Even if you found it on the street, let it be.
Firstly the plot is ...well there isn't one, just a bunch of guys chasing each other. It's like some Tarantino (which by the way i really enjoy) script but in his 90s under heavy medication due to severe Alzheimer's disease
Secondly the soundtrack, is really painful to ears and does not add to the movie not even a bit. It's like tuning constantly to different radio stations, only to find out that they all play the same music; at every scene cut **sigh**
And yes i saved the best for the end. The acting... Well, the acting couldn't be further from good. As i write these lines, i struggle trying to find a reason for me watching this film. Guess what, there isn't any. But wait! There might still be something in this movie worth seeing. It's the IMDb keyword for the movie: "sex". A good sex scene might get you to watch it... But no! The only "sex" scene is one minute long, and the lady is covered up!!!
BTW Dandy Pham's acting, is by far the best in this film...
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