Cast overview, first billed only: | |||
Corey Feldman | ... | Allen | |
Tanya Memme | ... | Maria | |
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Joe Abby | ... | Joe |
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Susie Feldman | ... | Katie (as Susie Sprague) |
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Chris Cavallaro | ... | The Instructor |
Chad Jamian | ... | Office Pal (as Chad Jamian Williams) | |
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Michael Hart | ... | Robert |
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Sara Marx | ... | Detective (as Sara Marx Mitchell) |
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Keegan Shayne | ... | Everett |
Eli T. Peña | ... | Detective 2 (as Eli. T. Pena) | |
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Laura Eldrige | ... | Dora |
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Jack Finlay | ... | Crack Smoking Janitor |
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Gary Welbon | ... | Deputy |
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Rick Pointelin | ... | Sheriff |
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Robert Lee Dekett | ... | Rev. Higgins (as Robert Dekett) |
In the smallest of Florida towns a lone well driller, Joe, works gathering geological samples for a university study. Unknowingly, Joe unearths more than just primordial muck from deep below the swamp. A strange oozing liquid, is absorbed into Joe's skin and slowly transposes his sense of pain and pleasure. Unaware that he is now a victim and carrier of a horrible virus, Joe lingers in town a few extra days to woo the town's pretty diner waitress, Maria. Allen, a weekly town visitor and long time suitor of Maria's, is unaware of Joe's romantic interest. When Allen's frequent visits to see Maria are delayed by work, Allen must make a final decision to quit his job and propose to Maria or break off their relationship. When Allen makes the decision to move to Ochopee and marry Maria he arrives to find the town a changed place. Maria, often hinting at marriage, is no longer interested and somehow a darker, sullen woman. Other townspeople are nowhere to be found. Pretty storefronts are now... Written by Jozef Lenders
I don't know if I can summon the words to describe just how terrible this stinkburger really is, but I'm going to give it a try.
On IMDb's rating system of one to ten stars, this rates very high in the NEGATIVE double-digit numbers.
The production values are absolutely non existent; I'd be very surprised to learn that it wasn't done in someone's basement and back yard, and shot on their cell phone.
The "performances" ? Well, what can I say ? I have never seen Corey Feldman exhibit ANYTHING that could EVER be mistaken for the smallest speck of acting talent, and he has tons more than the entire rest of the cast COMBINED !!!
Then we move on to the "direction". Have you ever seen any of the movies that Spielberg did when he was 10 years old and borrowed his father's camera...where he used toy soldiers and fire crackers to make war movies ? Those were LEAPS and BOUNDS better than this.
The bottom line is that if Ed Wood had done this movie, he would have been too embarrassed to release it.