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Fishtales (2007)

PG | | Comedy, Family, Fantasy | 1 May 2008 (USA)
The film takes place on the Greek Island of Spetses, where widowed Greek-History Professor Thomas Bradley is about to lose his research grant studying ancient love spells. He knows he is ... See full summary »

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Alki David
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Cast overview, first billed only:
Billy Zane ... Dr. Thomas Bradley
Kelly Brook ... Neried
Alki David ... Captain Mavros
Amber Savva ... Serena Bradley
Felix Yanez Felix Yanez ... Dimitri Mavros
Efi Papatheodorou ... Klymeni (as Effi Papatheodorou)
John Nettleton ... Professor Coulter
Terrence Hardiman ... Professor Ratcher
John Quayle ... Professor Whiner
Dorotea Mercuri ... Burning Bride
Natalia Kapodistria ... Trinket Shop Owner
Olivia Grant ... Angela
Vicky Protogeraki ... Niece 1 (as Bicky Protogeraki)
Melina Kyriakopoulou ... Niece 2
Rod Woodruff Rod Woodruff ... Man in Restaurant
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The film takes place on the Greek Island of Spetses, where widowed Greek-History Professor Thomas Bradley is about to lose his research grant studying ancient love spells. He knows he is close to a major academic breakthrough and desperately wants to continue his research. Thomas is given one last chance to continue his work on a Greek island, at the home of the supportive Oxford don, Professor Coulter. Joined by his 12 year-old daughter, Serena, Thomas departs to the Greece island looking for the inspiration he needs to finish his thesis. Serena knows that what her father needs most of all is to find love again after the loss of his wife. Initially, Serena tries her hand at matchmaking with the local women on the island, who are less than impressed by the awkward and clumsy Thomas. Very much in tune to the ancient spirits herself, Serena meets Nereid a beautiful mermaid. However, menace is present in the form of the evil Captain Mavros, an island fisherman intent on killing Nereid ... Written by Wikipedia

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Rated PG for some rude humor and language | See all certifications »
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UK | Greece

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English | Greek

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1 May 2008 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Hableány a horgon See more »

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London, England, UK See more »

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$14,000,000 (estimated)
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Dolby Digital

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Color

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1.85 : 1
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A key prop in the film-the antique book about mermaids-was named for the artist who created the images (David Delamare.) The image showing the mermaid with a baby, "Mermaid & Child," while strongly resembling Kelly Brock, was not based upon her. It may be seen on the artist's official website. See more »

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17 November 2008 | by geoff-367See all my reviews

Der Schnibbler was too kind when he called this movie jagged. The screenwriter seems to have no clue about anything. I howled in the beginning when Billy Zane's character is warned of the precarious position of a "visiting professor emeritus." ("Emeritus" is a fancy word for "retired", hardly appropriate for the youthful Zane, and visitors don't retire because they never had a permanent job in the first place.) The mermaid doesn't make any attempt to hide herself, but the villagers are unaware of her. When the daughter first encounters her, both characters are unsurprised and swim together like old friends, with no hesitation or getting-to-know-you scenes. I could go on and on.

The filmmakers seem to have been making up the plot as they went along, while suffering some sort of amnesia as to what came before. Yes, it's a fantasy, but there is zero internal logic. And whenever they run out of ideas, they resort to gross-out jokes. (TWO crotch blows in 15 seconds? Give me a break.)

I will, however, admit that all the leads are photogenic. I hope that next time they will read the script before signing up.


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