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Revamped (2007)

Successful businessman Richard Clarke is bitten by a vampire and is plunged into the dark world of the supernatural.

Director:

Jeff Rector

Writers:

Antonio Olivas (screenplay) (as Tyger Torrez), Jeff Rector (screenplay)
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Jeff Rector ... Richard Clarke
Christa Campbell ... Lexa
Martin Kove ... Detective Reeger
Fred Williamson ... Captain Michaels
Tane McClure ... Lilith
Alana Curry ... Mary
Victor Lundin ... Professor Van Dyke
Sam J. Jones ... Jake Hardcastle
Billy Drago ... Vladimus
Paul Michael Robinson Paul Michael Robinson ... Detective Peters
Carel Struycken ... Mr. Vincent
Deron McBee Deron McBee ... Kahn
David 'Shark' Fralick ... Phatyl
Anne Lockhart ... Celeste
Jason Carter ... Nigel
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Successful businessman Richard Clarke is bitten by a beautiful vampire and is plunged into the dark world of the supernatural. Richard very quickly realizes that being undead isn't all that it's cracked up to be and must fight for survival, when a militaristic team of Vampire Hunters, the S.T.A.K.E. Team, discover his existence. Barely surviving, Richard's presence is brought to the attention of The BLEEDERS, a savage underground gang of Vampires bent on survival at all costs. All Hell breaks loose as it turns into a war for survival and no one is taking any prisoners. Let the bloodbath begin! Written by Anonymous

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Taglines:

Immortality Sucks

Genres:

Horror

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for violence, some language and sexuality

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Official Sites:

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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

19 February 2008 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Blestemul nemuririi See more »

Filming Locations:

Los Angeles, California, USA

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Budget:

$500,000 (estimated)
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Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.78 : 1
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Sam J. Jone's first acting job since 2002. See more »

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Dark Discovery
Written by Gavin Goszka
Performed by Midnight Syndicate
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Revamped is recycled waste!
9 February 2009 | by bigdarvickSee all my reviews

This guy Rector must be some horny Beverly Hills business man whose dream it was to make a "great" movie opus. His name pops up numerous times during opening credits. He gave himself credit for doing everything in the movie. I'm surprised it didn't say "Catering by Jeff Rector" or "Janitorial duties by Jeff Rector." This piece of crap movie has a range of washed up B actors, porn stars and bodybuilders. Ray Hollit could never act, but she still looks great even though she's been out of the bodybuilding scene for years.

Jeff Rector must've had a blast making this movie. I can picture these actors hanging on his every word as if he were Orson Wells, (more like Ed Wood, but less interesting.)

The best part of this movie is the DVD cover design. They must've blown their entire budget on it. The design is very well done and it gets 4 stars from me,but I can only give the film 1 very generous star. The cover art was responsible for getting me to rent flick but, boy did I feel duped! Lured in once again by a great DVD cover design. The film is not bad enough to really laugh at--you just sit there and curse this guy Rector, whose seems to be responsible for this large, steaming pile of dung.


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