When the night falls, and the creatures of the dark are crawling out of the shadows, there is only one man who stands between us and evil: Edward Carnby. One of the most popular characters in video game history, Edward Carnby returns for a second mission.Written by
I played the games, and i always thought, that they would be amusing horror movies..long before Dr Boll started to produce all that trash. All of them, every single game calling itself "alone in the dark"..take place at night, and hey..you were a-l-o-n-e...
So what kind of movie have we got here? Without any connection to part one, though there was an open ending with carnby (slater) being attacked by some kind of monster, this new "masterpiece of German wanna-be-movie makers" has nothing, i repeat nothing to do with part one...
what we get is some weird witch story..about a crappy looking knife..and some rotting b- or c-movie actors like ralf -i want to be like arnold- möller. there's no story..believe me, and if there were one you wouldn't like to follow it.
but: there are some amusing elements to be found in alone in the dark: so, slater (poor guy lost all his reputation after his boll engagement)has converted to (wtf?) rick yune..the guy from "die another day" or "fast and the furious"..so why did they take an Asian actor? 90 percent of this pile of **** is shot at daylight..so why do they call it "alone in the dark"?? but for god's sake there's even more things to tell about this disaster..but it would waste your time reading it as it were a waste of time to write it down..
there is no reason to watch "alone in the dark2"..even for trash freaks!
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