Sigourney Weaver: Ship's Computer
AUTO : [Auto has just shown the Captain directive A-113, which is a message not to return to Earth due to rising toxicity levels making life unsustainable] Now, the plant.
Captain : No wait a minute, Computer when was the message sent out to the Axiom?
Ship's Computer : Message received in the year 2110.
Captain : That's... That's nearly 700 years ago! Auto, things have changed. We've gotta go back.
AUTO : Sir, orders are do not return to Earth.
Captain : But life is sustainable now. Look at this plant. Green and growing. It's living proof he was wrong.
AUTO : Irrelevant, Captain.
Captain : What? It's completely relevant.
[moves toward the window]
Captain : Out there is our home. *HOME*, Auto. And it's in trouble. I can't just sit here and-and-do nothing.
[moves back toward Auto]
Captain : That's all I've ever done! That's all anyone on this blasted ship has ever done. Nothing!
AUTO : On the Axiom, you will survive.
Captain : I don't want to survive. I want to live.
AUTO : Must follow my directive.
Captain : [groans in frustration, then turns around and notices that Auto is looming closer in the portraits of his predecessors. AUTO looms close behind him making him tighten his cap] I'm the captain of the Axiom. We are going home *today*.
[Auto advances toward him threateningly, causing the Captain to flinch]
Captain : Define "hoe-down".
Ship's Computer : Hoe-down: A social gathering at which lively dancing would take place.
Captain : [AUTO appears near the captain] AUTO! Earth is amazing! These are called "farms". Humans would put seeds in the ground, pour water on them, and they grow food - like, pizza!
AUTO : [shuts off information display] Good night, Captain.
Captain : Aww!
[starts to move away from workstation, but stops and turns around slightly]
Captain : Psst - Computer, define "dancing".
Ship's Computer : [WALL-E and EVE are seen outside a window in space, flying around] Dancing: A series of movements involving two partners, where speed and rhythm match harmoniously with music.
[camera cuts to outside the Axiom, and WALL-E and EVE continue to "dance"]
Ship's Computer : [advertising bodysuits] Try blue, it's the new red!
Ship's Computer : Time for lunch... in a cup!
Ship's Computer : [as "FEMALE LOUDSPEAKER VOICE"; The camera pans down from the computerized sky to the main bridge] Buy N Large. Everything you need to be happy. Your day is very important to us.
Ship's Computer : [From WALL.E's point of view, he sees the salon called "Beautiful"] Feel beautiful. In the salon, multiple PR-Ts is working the Axiom's passengers
PR-T : [as PR-T #1] It's a new you. Stunning.
PR-T : [as PR-T #2] You look great.
PR-T : [as PR-T #3] I know, honey. Men.
PR-T : [as PR-T #4] !en.
Steward Bots : [Six of them showing a white hand on a red background in their screens] Halt!
[WALL.E, with EVE's blaster hand, shutters as, a couple seconds later, another robot pushes him against the Steward Bots]
EVE : [Exclaims at WALL.E, as she approaches] WALL.E!
WALL.E : Aah!
[One Steward Bot captures them on camera; "CAUTION". The "CAUTION" picture spreads over the Axiom]
Ship's Computer : Caution. Rouge Robots.
[Picture spreads throughout the food court]
Ship's Computer : Caution.
[Picture spreads from another camera angle]
Ship's Computer : Rouge robots.
[Back to WALL.E and EVE]
Ship's Computer : Caution.
[Steward Bots now show the picture]
Ship's Computer : Rouge Robots.
EVE : [Exclaims in alarmn turns toward WALL.E] Aah. WALL.E!
[Stewards Bots powers up their capturing lasers. EVE exclaims in alarm, as she picks up WALL.E just as the laser misses the robots' target]