Pineapple Express (2008) Poster

James Remar: General Bratt

Quotes 

  • General Bratt : When did it start?

    Scientist : At 0500. We're seven minutes in.

    Scientist : Okay, Private Miller, you've been smoking Item 9 for seven minutes and 13 seconds. We're going to ask you several questions. How do you feel?

    Private Miller : Well sir... I feel like a... like a slice of butter... melting... on top of a... big old pile... of flapjacks... yeah.

    Scientist : Okay, Private Miller, when you think of your superiors, what emotions do you feel?

    Private Miller : [giggles and starts to beat box a swinging big band] 

    Scientist : [losing patience]  Okay, Private Miller?

    General Bratt : Is this normal?

  • [First lines] 

    General Bratt : When did it start?

    Scientist : At 0500. We're seven minutes in

    Scientist : Okay, Private Miller, you've been smoking Item 9 for seven minutes and 13 seconds. We're going to ask you several questions. How do you feel?

    Private Miller : Well sir... I feel like a... like a slice of butter... melting... on top of a... big old pile... of flapjacks... yeah.

    Scientist : Okay, Private Miller, when you think of your superiors, what emotions do you feel?

    [Private Miller giggles and starts to beat box a swinging big band] 

    Scientist : [losing patience]  Okay, Private Miller?

    General Bratt : Is this normal?

  • General Bratt : Private we need you to be serious.

    Private Miller : I'm serious.

    [Points] 

    Private Miller : Your dick

    [points] 

    Private Miller : my mouth

    [mimes obscenely] 

    Private Miller : .

    General Bratt : That's inappropriate.

    Private Miller : Fuck you.

    General Bratt : I've seen enough. Shut it down, bury the hatch, sell the land and dispose of him.

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