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Blonde and Blonder (2008)

PG-13 | | Comedy, Crime | 18 January 2008 (USA)
Comic mayhem ensues when two lovely blondes, Dee and Dawn, are mistaken as international mob killers.

Directors:

Dean Hamilton, Bob Clark (uncredited)
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Pamela Anderson ... Dee Twiddle
Denise Richards ... Dawn St. Dom
Emmanuelle Vaugier ... Cat
Meghan Ory ... Kit
Joey Aresco ... Agent Campbell
Garry Chalk ... Agent Gardenia
Jay Brazeau ... Louie Ramoli
Woody Jeffreys ... Ad Pilot / Ken
Kevin P. Farley ... Leo (as Kevin Farley)
John Farley ... Swan
Byron Mann ... Mr. Wong
Patrick P. Pon Patrick P. Pon ... Hugo (as Patrick Pon)
Phoenix Ly Phoenix Ly ... One Eye
Douglas Newell Douglas Newell ... Frank
Alex Bruhanski ... Godfather
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Storyline

Dee and Dawn are two dim-witted, pink-clad, blond ladies whom meet by accident and try to make a living with their dull lives, until a series of circumstances ensue when after they unwittingly take jobs at a local strip club, they are mistaken for two deadly female brunette assassins known only as the Cat and the Kit whom are hired to kill the club owner whom is a mobster in a witness protection program. With two persistent, but inept, FBI agents on their tail, the ditsy Dee and Dawn try to stay one step head of the law, as well as try to figure out what is really going on. Written by Anonymous

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Taglines:

Blondes Have More Fun! See more »

Genres:

Comedy | Crime

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated PG-13 for crude and sexual material, including suggestive dialogue | See all certifications »
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Trivia

Bob Clark in fact directed the film, including additional re-shoots in Los Angeles. Due to the fact that his Canadian citizenship had lapsed he was unable to receive director's credit. He was still fighting to get the credit when he was killed in a car accident. See more »

Goofs

When Dawn leaves the roulette table she has two bags/briefcases, later on she's only carrying one, eventually giving it to the " actor ". See more »

Quotes

[first lines]
Dee Twiddle: Oh, something's back there.
[pointing at toilet paper]
Dawn St. Dom: Oh, you've got one, too.
[grabbing paper seat cover]
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Connections

Referenced in The Cinema Snob: E~3: The Extra Testicle (2013) See more »

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The Lonely Boater
Written by Peter Allen
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Worser and Worser...
26 December 2008 | by trunksbombSee all my reviews

What is this crap? My little cousin picked this out obviously for the overly girlie DVD art and title... I decided to watch it with her so she didn't get bored, and I sure was appalled at the horrible quality.

First, the acting was terrible. They seem like amateur actresses reading off of cue cards. The delivery is sub-par and very formulaic. Scene cuts were terrible.. it looks like they took it straight from the story board, if there was one.

Secondly, the jokes and stereotypes weren't original or well played at all- again, very formulaic. I can't count the times I was able to predict the next joke. I got a few chuckles out of the blatantly "subtle" sexual innuendos. The Cat, The Beaver Patch, Hung Wong?.. c'mon! Just.. stay away from this movie. It's not cute, it's not funny, it's not even stupid-funny. It's just stupid-stupid. It's like a PG kids' movie with unnecessary sexual innuendo, vulgarity, and violence to bump the MPAA rating. STAY AWAY.

"Would you like to ride my yacht?"

"Is that what they're calling it now?"

"You could ride my ding."

"Oh! I think I got blood on my stool!"

Badly played, sir.


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Details

Country:

Canada

Language:

English

Release Date:

18 January 2008 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Ataque das Loiras See more »

Filming Locations:

Los Angeles, California, USA See more »

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Box Office

Budget:

$8,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend USA:

$26,470, 20 January 2008

Gross USA:

$42,183

Cumulative Worldwide Gross:

$779,273
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Technical Specs

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Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
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