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Barely Legal Lesbian Vampires: The Curse of Ed Wood! (2003)

Carmilla, the Queen of the Lesbian Vampires, shows the pleasures of girl-on-girl love to sweet young Lilith with depraved vampires of Carmilla's coven. Horror host, Mr. Creeps, brings back ... See full summary »

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Tim R. Swartz (as Tim Swartz)

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Tim R. Swartz (as Tim Swartz)
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Cast overview, first billed only:
Lolita Langsuir Lolita Langsuir ... Carmilla
Stephanie Bloode Stephanie Bloode ... Lilith
Theda Baire Theda Baire ... The Lover
Circe Circe ... Muffy the Vampire Slayer
Daywalker Daywalker ... Henchman
Didi Delicious Didi Delicious ... Hooker
Tim R. Swartz Tim R. Swartz ... The Tongue (as Tim Swartz)
Zane Ka Zane Ka ... Dungeon Mistress
A. Crowley A. Crowley ... Submissive
Rubberman Rubberman ... Himself
Dark Angel Dark Angel ... Coffin Man
Diva Dnine Diva Dnine ... Coffin Girl
Dawn South Dawn South ... Dateless Vampire
Gene Pasadena Gene Pasadena ... Her Date
Lady Dragon Lady Dragon ... Party Vampire Slave
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Carmilla, the Queen of the Lesbian Vampires, shows the pleasures of girl-on-girl love to sweet young Lilith with depraved vampires of Carmilla's coven. Horror host, Mr. Creeps, brings back the spirit of Ed Wood to solve the problems of these demented Goth scream queens. Written by tk_sassy

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Comedy | Fantasy | Horror

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Not Rated
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USA

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English

Release Date:

15 September 2003 (USA) See more »

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The characters and events portrayed in this teleplay are entirely fictional. In other words we made it all up. Despite what you may think, this movie was not based on your life, so don't sue us! We don't have any money left anyway so leave us alone. See more »

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Spoofs Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992) See more »

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Like, oh my God, this movie is sooo ...
31 December 2006 | by KennethEagleSpiritSee all my reviews

Bad. Personal opinion? The folks who made it? They knew that when they made it. To star in this movie, again my opinion, you needed to meet three criteria ... #1: You had to own your own Goth style clothing and jewelry. Makes wardrobe both easier and cheaper that way. #2: You had to be able to remember and repeat your lines with out cue cards. Note that I didn't say you had to do it well. Saves on time and paper work. #3: You had to be willing to get naked. Gives an R rating and thus bolsters sales. Want to watch a better movie? Easy. Get a camera and some of your buddies together and do it yourself. Trust me, you won't do any worse. As vampire movies go, well, this one sucks. And a hint here for people like me who like to look for little oddities in movies ... Consider the link between vampires and crosses. Now, take a look at the symbols and names on the headstones in the cemetery portions of this thing were filmed in. Ed Wood couldn't have planned that kind of an accident any better himself.


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