How to Train Your Dragon (2010) Poster

Jonah Hill: Snotlout



  • Snotlout : Watch out babe, I'll take care of this.

    [Throws weapon at Deadly Nadder but misses; Astrid glares at him] 

    Snotlout : The *sun* was in my eyes, Astrid! What do you want me to do, block out the sun? I can do that, but I don't have the time right now!

  • [Hiccup prepares to open one of the dragon pens] 

    Fishlegs : If you're planning on getting eaten, I'd definitely go with the Gronkle.

    [Hiccup turns in surprise and sees his entire class lined up behind him] 

    Tuffnut : [approaching]  You were wise to seek help from the world's most deadly weapon...

    Hiccup : Um...

    Tuffnut : It's me.

    Snotlout : [shoves Tuffnut aside]  I love this plan!

    Hiccup : I... didn't...

    Ruffnut : [shoves Snotlout aside]  You're crazy!

    [leans in, flirtatiously] 

    Ruffnut : I like that...

    Astrid : [firmly yanks her away]  So... what is the plan?

  • Snotlout : If that dragon shows either of its faces, I'm gonna... there!

    [He and Tuffnut throw their buckets of water] 

    Ruffnut , Astrid : AH!

    [the gas clears] 

    Ruffnut : Hey! It's us, idiots!

    Tuffnut : Your butts are getting bigger! We thought you were a dragon!


    Snotlout : Not that there's anything wrong with a dragon-esque fig...

    [Astrid punches Snotlout, Ruffnut throws her bucket at Tuffnut's head] 

  • Hiccup : [watching the dragons take off with their livestock]  Okay, but I hit a Night Fury.

    [Stoick grabs him and begins hauling him up the hill] 

    Hiccup : Ahh, it's not like the last few times, Dad, I mean, I *really* actually hit it! You guys were busy and I had a very clear shot, it went down just off Raven Point. Let's get a search party out there before it...

    Stoick : STOP! Just... stop. Everytime you step outside, disaster falls. Can you not see that I have bigger problems? Winter is almost here and I have an entire village to feed!

    Hiccup : Eh, between you and me, the village could do with a little *less* feeding, don't you think?

    [the Vikings behind him touch their stomachs self-consciously] 

    Stoick : This isn't a joke, Hiccup! Agh, why can't you follow the simplest orders?

    Hiccup : I - I can't stop myself! I see a dragon and I have to just... kill it, you know? It's who I am, Dad.

    Stoick : Oh, you are many things, Hiccup. But a dragon killer is not one of them. Get back to the house.

    [to Gobber] 

    Stoick : Make sure he gets there! I have his mess to clean up.

    [Gobber smacks Hiccup upside the head to get him walking] 

    Tuffnut : [to Hiccup]  Quite the performance.

    Snotlout : I've never seen anyone mess up that badly. That *helped*!

    Hiccup : Thank you, thank you, I was trying, so...

  • Snotlout : [to Astrid, during training]  So anyway, uh, I moved into my parents' basement? You should come by some time to work out. You look like you work out!

    [his shield is knocked out by a Gronkle's fireball] 

    Gobber : Snotlout, you're done!

    Hiccup : [to Astrid]  So I guess it's just you and me, huh?

    Astrid : Nope, just you.

    [she dodges away and Hiccup's shield is hit by the Gronkle's fire] 

  • Gobber : [Slapping a thick book on the table]  The Dragon Manual. Everything we know about every dragon we know of.

    [Thunder rumbles] 

    Gobber : No attacks tonight. Study up.

    Tuffnut : Wait, you mean *read*?

    Ruffnut : While we're still alive?

    Snotlout : Why read words when you can just kill the stuff the words tell you stuff about?

    Fishlegs : [eagerly]  Oh! I've read it like, seven times. There's this water dragon that sprays boiling water at your face, and, and there's this other one, that buries itself for like a week...

    Tuffnut : [interrupting]  Yeah, that sounds great. There was a chance I was gonna read that...

    Ruffnut : But, now...?

  • Snotlout : [on top of the Green Death, whacking its eyes with his hammer]  I can't miss! What's wrong, buddy? Got somethin' in your eye?

  • Gobber : And with one twist, he took my hand and swallowed it whole. And I saw the look on his face. I was delicious! He must have passed the word, because it wasn't a month before another one of them took my leg!

    [gestures to his fake leg] 

    Fishlegs : Isn't it weird to think that your hand was inside a dragon? Like if your mind was still in control of it, you could have killed that dragon from the inside, by... crushing its heart, or something.

    Snotlout : I swear, I'm so angry right now! I'll avenge your beautiful hand and your beautiful foot. I'll chop off the legs of every dragon I fight... with my face!

    Gobber : Uh-uh-uh, no. It's the wings and the tails you really want. If it can't fly, it can't get away. A *downed* dragon... is a dead dragon.

  • Gobber : The recruit who does best will win the honor of killing his first dragon in front of the entire village.

    Snotlout : [joking]  Hiccup already killed a Night Fury, so, does that disqualify him, or...?

    [all snicker] 

    Tuffnut : Can I transfer to the class with the cool Vikings?

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