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The Black Madonna (2007)

Den sorte Madonna (original title)
Not Rated | | Action, Comedy, Drama | 9 March 2007 (Denmark)
When Maria's farther sends her a priceless painting he's stolen, she must decide whether to collect the reward or protect the farther that walked out on her.

Director:

Lasse Spang Olsen

Writers:

Nikolaj Peyk (screenplay), Lasse Spang Olsen (screenplay) | 1 more credit »
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Anders W. Berthelsen Anders W. Berthelsen ... Gustav
Tuva Novotny ... Maria
Nicolas Bro ... Brian
Ole Thestrup Ole Thestrup ... Victor
Morten Grunwald ... Kurt
Birthe Neumann Birthe Neumann ... Risberg
Miroslaw Zbrojewicz ... Kuntz
Andrzej Szopa Andrzej Szopa ... Igor
Krzysztof Kiersznowski ... Pilot Bruno
Michael Asmussen ... Ole, Betjent
Jens Jørn Spottag ... Erling
Mia Lyhne Mia Lyhne ... Liz
Mikhail Belinson Mikhail Belinson ... Håndlanger
Kristian Kørvell Kristian Kørvell ... Håndlanger
Kruno Solomun Kruno Solomun ... Håndlanger
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Storyline

When Maria's farther sends her a priceless painting he's stolen, she must decide whether to collect the reward or protect the farther that walked out on her.

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Taglines:

Et umage par på flugt...med kærligheden lige i hælene! (An odd couple on the run ... with love in hot pursuit!) See more »


Certificate:

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Country:

Denmark

Language:

Danish | Polish | Russian

Release Date:

9 March 2007 (Denmark) See more »

Also Known As:

A Fekete Madonna See more »

Filming Locations:

Fyn, Denmark See more »

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Budget:

DKK 19 (estimated)
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Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
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Goofs

When Maria and Gustav are driving in Poland eating Hotdogs, Maria takes 5 or 6 bites, but the hot dog doesn't get any smaller. See more »

Soundtracks

10.000 Nights of Thunder
Written by Alphabeat
Performed by Alphabeat
(P) & © 2007 Copenhagen Records & Copenhagen Publishing / Good Songs Publishing
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The Director ought to retire fast!!!!
18 December 2007 | by stfa-1See all my reviews

If there is one person in Denmark who makes the most awful movies, then it's Lasse Spang Olsen. He really knows how to waste the tax-payers money.

He keeps making the same movie over and over again, and actually thinks he's a good director. Leave action comedies to the Americans. They got more money and has miles better screenwriters. Even the worst American movie are way better than this one.

It's a complete mystery how The Danish Film Institute gave this guy a chance in film making. Somebody should be fired to give these kinds of movies the green-light.


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