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The Black Madonna (2007)

Den sorte Madonna (original title)
Not Rated | | Action, Comedy, Drama | 9 March 2007 (Denmark)
When Maria's farther sends her a priceless painting he's stolen, she must decide whether to collect the reward or protect the farther that walked out on her.


Lasse Spang Olsen


Nikolaj Peyk (screenplay), Lasse Spang Olsen (screenplay) | 1 more credit »
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Cast overview, first billed only:
Anders W. Berthelsen Anders W. Berthelsen ... Gustav
Tuva Novotny ... Maria
Nicolas Bro ... Brian
Ole Thestrup Ole Thestrup ... Victor
Morten Grunwald ... Kurt
Birthe Neumann Birthe Neumann ... Risberg
Miroslaw Zbrojewicz ... Kuntz
Andrzej Szopa Andrzej Szopa ... Igor
Krzysztof Kiersznowski ... Pilot Bruno
Michael Asmussen ... Ole, Betjent
Jens Jørn Spottag ... Erling
Mia Lyhne Mia Lyhne ... Liz
Mikhail Belinson Mikhail Belinson ... Håndlanger
Kristian Kørvell Kristian Kørvell ... Håndlanger
Kruno Solomun Kruno Solomun ... Håndlanger


When Maria's farther sends her a priceless painting he's stolen, she must decide whether to collect the reward or protect the farther that walked out on her.

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En strømer og en stripper på flugt... (A copper and a stripper on the run ...) See more »


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During Gustav's first encounter with Kurt, Brian and Victor in the shootout, Gustav has his jacket open and closed in between shots. See more »


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What a waste of effort
25 December 2009 | by lbkSee all my reviews

All the best actors in Denmark cannot save this stinker. The script is inept, trying to be funny. It comes across phony and heavy handed, it's amateur night.

Americans can make low intelligence one-liners work. Lasse Spang Olsen cannot. The action is contrived, like children's efforts to imitate what they see in American action movies. It is obvious the director is impressed with himself ... I'm not.

It makes you cry to watch top actors like Nicolas Bro, Morten Grunwald and Ole Thestrup humiliate themselves with this dumb script and dialog.

And the boy-meets-girl theme is so flat trodden that it competes with the one-liners to kill the film. Your stomach turns when the sticky piano theme spells out the point.

Danish film magic reaches high levels in Flickering Lights, Rembrandt, The Green Butchers, Adams Apples using much the same actors. Use your precious time on those masterpieces. The Black Madonna is an embarrassment in comparison.

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Release Date:

9 March 2007 (Denmark) See more »

Also Known As:

A Fekete Madonna See more »

Filming Locations:

Fyn, Denmark See more »


Box Office


DKK19 (estimated)

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Technical Specs


Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital



Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
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