When Maria's farther sends her a priceless painting he's stolen, she must decide whether to collect the reward or protect the farther that walked out on her.
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Title: The Black Madonna (2007)
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Anders W. Berthelsen | ... | Gustav |
| Tuva Novotny | ... | Maria | |
| Nicolas Bro | ... | Brian | |
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Ole Thestrup | ... | Victor |
| Morten Grunwald | ... | Kurt | |
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Birthe Neumann | ... | Risberg |
| Miroslaw Zbrojewicz | ... | Kuntz | |
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Andrzej Szopa | ... | Igor |
| Krzysztof Kiersznowski | ... | Pilot Bruno | |
| Michael Asmussen | ... | Ole, Betjent | |
| Jens Jørn Spottag | ... | Erling | |
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Mia Lyhne | ... | Liz |
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Mikhail Belinson | ... | Håndlanger |
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Kristian Kørvell | ... | Håndlanger |
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Kruno Solomun | ... | Håndlanger |
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When Maria's farther sends her a priceless painting he's stolen, she must decide whether to collect the reward or protect the farther that walked out on her.
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En strømer og en stripper på flugt... (A copper and a stripper on the run ...) See more »Parents Guide:
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Written by Douglas Pashley (as D. Pashley)
Performed by Douglas Pashley
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During Gustav's first encounter with Kurt, Brian and Victor in the shootout, Gustav has his jacket open and closed in between shots. See more »Soundtracks
It's a Beautiful DayWritten by Douglas Pashley (as D. Pashley)
Performed by Douglas Pashley
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Country:
DenmarkRelease Date:
9 March 2007 (Denmark) See more »Also Known As:
A Fekete Madonna See more »Edit
Box Office
Budget:
DKK19 (estimated)Cumulative Worldwide Gross:
$1,490,180Company Credits
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All the best actors in Denmark cannot save this stinker. The script is inept, trying to be funny. It comes across phony and heavy handed, it's amateur night.
Americans can make low intelligence one-liners work. Lasse Spang Olsen cannot. The action is contrived, like children's efforts to imitate what they see in American action movies. It is obvious the director is impressed with himself ... I'm not.
It makes you cry to watch top actors like Nicolas Bro, Morten Grunwald and Ole Thestrup humiliate themselves with this dumb script and dialog.
And the boy-meets-girl theme is so flat trodden that it competes with the one-liners to kill the film. Your stomach turns when the sticky piano theme spells out the point.
Danish film magic reaches high levels in Flickering Lights, Rembrandt, The Green Butchers, Adams Apples using much the same actors. Use your precious time on those masterpieces. The Black Madonna is an embarrassment in comparison.