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Stupid Teenagers Must Die! (2006)

Blood & Guts (original title)
Not Rated | | Comedy, Horror | 14 October 2006 (USA)
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It's the 1980's and a group of typical horror movie high school kids are getting together to hold a séance in a haunted house. Naturally, people start dying preposterously bloody deaths, ... See full summary »

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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Jovan Meredith Jovan Meredith ... Kane
Ashley Schneider ... Julie
Devin Marble ... Alfie
Lindsay Gareth ... Tiffany
Renee Dorian ... Madeline
Cory Assink ... Geek One
Jonathan Brett ... Geek Two
Will Deutsch ... Ryan
Jamie Carson Jamie Carson ... Sissy
Christina DeRosa ... Jamie
Matt Blashaw ... Michael (as Matthew Blashaw)
Anna-Marie Wayne ... Officer Wayne
Debbie Andersen Debbie Andersen ... McGee Zombie
Hailey Fletcher Hailey Fletcher ... McGee Zombie
Michelle Fletcher Michelle Fletcher ... McGee Zombie
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It's the 1980's and a group of typical horror movie high school kids are getting together to hold a séance in a haunted house. Naturally, people start dying preposterously bloody deaths, girls are getting naked for no apparent reason and people walk into pitch black rooms and say things like "Is someone in here?" Will any of these poor, hapless kids survive? Or will their bodies fill the house with blood and...well, you know! Written by Anonymous

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Excessive violence. Gratuitous nudity. Zero budget.

Genres:

Comedy | Horror

Certificate:

Not Rated

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Official Sites:

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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

14 October 2006 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Blood & Guts: The Return of the 80's Horror Movie See more »

Filming Locations:

Long Beach, California, USA

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Trivia

Cory Assink originally came in to audition for the part of Michael, the football jock. The producers and director insisted that he instead read for the part of Geek One (the part he eventually won). See more »

Goofs

Shadow of the boom mic is visible on the left side of the screen on the floor as Tiffany and Ryan are walking up the stairs to the John. See more »

Quotes

Tiffany: Well, it looks like you're on your own with the decorations and stuff.
Michael: Why? Where are you goin'?
Tiffany: I told you I have that algebra test to study for.
Michael: That's right, I keep forgetting that you're still in high school.
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Crazy Credits

After the credit that tells viewers to visit the "Stupid Teenagers Must Die!" web site, the next title says "Ask for Babs"...a reference to the "When In Hollywood, Visit Universal Studios...ask for Babs" ad at the end of "The Blues Brothers." See more »

Connections

References Sleepaway Camp (1983) See more »

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Who Dies First
Performed by 7k
Music by 7k
Lyrics by Jeff Garvin
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I heart Stupid Teenagers and their Blood and Guts
25 October 2007 | by princessofcandlesSee all my reviews

Loved this movie! Kicking it old school! Love the idea. Love the script. Love the characters. I really really really loved the Geeks! I was excited to see the silly slapstick horror flicks still being honored. This was right up with my favs such as Saturday the 14th and Pandemonium. If you are a big fan of scary AND silly then this is your movie! Only taken off one star because I would love to have had better sound. Not bad sound but would have liked to have more. Great blood splatters. Great murder weapons. Great costumes! I really love the nod to the great 80's teenager stereotype ala breakfast club. And I can appreciate the non-CGI suspense. Really good camera action and light suspense instead of cutting to CGI. I would rather have good fake that really fake fake.

Kisses to the cast and makers! oh, loved the "making-of" too!


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