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Stupid Teenagers Must Die! (2006)

Blood & Guts (original title)
Not Rated | | Comedy, Horror | 14 October 2006 (USA)
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It's the 1980's and a group of typical horror movie high school kids are getting together to hold a séance in a haunted house. Naturally, people start dying preposterously bloody deaths, ... See full summary »





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Cast overview, first billed only:
Jovan Meredith ... Kane
... Julie
... Alfie
... Tiffany
... Madeline
... Geek One
... Geek Two
... Ryan
Jamie Carson ... Sissy
... Jamie
... Michael (as Matthew Blashaw)
... Officer Wayne
Debbie Andersen ... McGee Zombie
Hailey Fletcher ... McGee Zombie
Michelle Fletcher ... McGee Zombie


It's the 1980's and a group of typical horror movie high school kids are getting together to hold a séance in a haunted house. Naturally, people start dying preposterously bloody deaths, girls are getting naked for no apparent reason and people walk into pitch black rooms and say things like "Is someone in here?" Will any of these poor, hapless kids survive? Or will their bodies fill the house with blood and...well, you know! Written by Anonymous

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Excessive violence. Gratuitous nudity. Zero budget.


Comedy | Horror


Not Rated

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Blood & Guts: The Return of the 80's Horror Movie  »

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Geek One wears a "Raymond And Scum" shirt. "Raymond And Scum" is director Jeff C. Smith's comedy rock band. See more »


Shadow of the boom mic is visible on the left side of the screen on the floor as Tiffany and Ryan are walking up the stairs to the John. See more »


Tiffany: I've got Sissy's blood all over me.
Ryan: Well... the shower works...
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Crazy Credits

After the credit that tells viewers to visit the "Stupid Teenagers Must Die!" web site, the next title says "Ask for Babs"...a reference to the "When In Hollywood, Visit Universal Studios...ask for Babs" ad at the end of "The Blues Brothers." See more »


References Rear Window (1954) See more »


Nothing's Gonna Tear Us Apart (Love Theme From 'Stupid Teenagers Must Die!')
Performed by Raymond and Scum
Written by Matthew Edward Dunn and Jeff C. Smith
Produced by Matthew Edward Dunn, Jeff C. Smith and Randy Catiller
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A must watch for every horror fan!!
26 October 2007 | by See all my reviews

It's the 1980's and the teenagers are ready to party it up in a scary old house that is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Murder McGee. After mistakenly conjuring the dead through an unfinished conversation on an Ouija board, the kids are forced to fight to the death battling a vengeful ghost who possesses and kills all of their friends one by one. Sound familiar? It's supposed to. It's clearly marketed to pay homage to the classic 80's slashers with the tagline: "Excessive violence. Gratuitous nudity. Zero budget."

Can't get enough; It's pure entertainment! I enjoyed the humor and the way it poked fun at all the horror cliché's, but at the same time embraced what was fun about movies from this time. There is something you get with this movie you never got with the old 80's slasher films though: good acting. The entire cast was very talented and you don't see that very much in any low budget flicks, recent or otherwise. There was a lot of chemistry between the characters. I was very entertained throughout the entire film, and I am fully convinced the writer/director and cast will go a long way in their separate careers. The script was very well written, and the dialogue flowed naturally.

The effects were a bit amateur and the scenes were not lit well, but the fact that this movie admits on its cover there was practically NO BUDGET, I already know this going in. This film makes it simple to politely ignore its faults and just sit back and enjoy. Although this is not an Oscar award winning opus, it never claims to be, and props to that. It's a lot of fun. If you like slashers, you'll really appreciate this film. If you like blood and boobies, you'll appreciate it also.

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