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Stupid Teenagers Must Die! (2006)

Blood & Guts (original title)
Not Rated | | Comedy, Horror | 14 October 2006 (USA)
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It's the 1980's and a group of typical horror movie high school kids are getting together to hold a séance in a haunted house. Naturally, people start dying preposterously bloody deaths, ... See full summary »

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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Jovan Meredith Jovan Meredith ... Kane
Ashley Schneider ... Julie
Devin Marble ... Alfie
Lindsay Gareth ... Tiffany
Renee Dorian ... Madeline
Cory Assink ... Geek One
Jonathan Brett ... Geek Two
Will Deutsch ... Ryan
Jamie Carson Jamie Carson ... Sissy
Christina DeRosa ... Jamie
Matt Blashaw ... Michael (as Matthew Blashaw)
Anna-Marie Wayne ... Officer Wayne
Debbie Andersen Debbie Andersen ... McGee Zombie
Hailey Fletcher Hailey Fletcher ... McGee Zombie
Michelle Fletcher Michelle Fletcher ... McGee Zombie
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It's the 1980's and a group of typical horror movie high school kids are getting together to hold a séance in a haunted house. Naturally, people start dying preposterously bloody deaths, girls are getting naked for no apparent reason and people walk into pitch black rooms and say things like "Is someone in here?" Will any of these poor, hapless kids survive? Or will their bodies fill the house with blood and...well, you know! Written by Anonymous

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Excessive violence. Gratuitous nudity. Zero budget.

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Comedy | Horror

Certificate:

Not Rated

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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

14 October 2006 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Blood & Guts: The Return of the 80's Horror Movie See more »

Filming Locations:

California, USA See more »

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Trivia

Geek One wears a "Raymond And Scum" shirt. "Raymond And Scum" is director Jeff C. Smith's comedy rock band. See more »

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Shadow of the boom mic is visible on the left side of the screen on the floor as Tiffany and Ryan are walking up the stairs to the John. See more »

Quotes

Ryan: Pretty cool house!
Tiffany: Yeah, if you're in Amityville.
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Sound assistant: Soundy McSounderson See more »

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References National Lampoon's Animal House (1978) See more »

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Who Dies First
Performed by 7k
Music by 7k
Lyrics by Jeff Garvin
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Disappointing!
13 January 2008 | by the_headless_crossSee all my reviews

OK, lemme just say this. The night before watching this movie me and a group of friends made our own little no budget intentionally bad horror movie with just video camera, toy shotgun, REAL dagger, and a Harry Potter cloak. I have yet to see the finished result, but I can already tell it's gonna be better than this movie.

I saw this sitting in the new release section, and from reading the title and the plot on the back, I thought "This is a must see!" I love 80s horror movies, even the low budget ones because of how cheesy they are! And to see a movie paying homage to it had me excited. Well, I guess my expectations were a little too high. It did have the good elements of an 80s horror movie (blood, nudity) but in my opinion failed miserably at comedy. OK, there were a few chuckles from me (especially the geeks, I gotta admit I liked those guys), but nothing side-splitting and nothing to make me laugh myself to tears. And with me hardly laughing, the movie just felt like any other horror movie, which isn't a bad thing, but even a hardcore B movie fan like me has to admit he doesn't want to see the same thing over again too much. Had it not been for the gore, nudity, lesbian sex scene (highlight for sure) and the two geeks, this movie would receive a lower rating from me


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