Burn After Reading (2008)
George Clooney: Harry Pfarrer
Katie Cox : Do you think that's enough carrots?
Harry Pfarrer : What?
Katie Cox : For the salad?
Harry Pfarrer : You know you really are a negative person.
Katie Cox : What?
Harry Pfarrer : Yeah. I've tried to ignore it. To remain upbeat. You just can't help dragging everything down.
Katie Cox : Harry, stop the foolishness and behave. You're not talking to one of your *shithole* buddies.
Harry Pfarrer : Ya wanna come downstairs? Ya like surprises?
Linda Litzke : [cheerful] Well, I'm always open to new experiences.
Harry Pfarrer : [walking downstairs] Yeah, I tell ya. I saw an ad for this in a gentlemen's magazine. Twelve hundred bucks. I'm lookin' at this thing and I think, 'You gotta be kiddin' me.' I'm a hobbyist. Thing's basically nothing but speed rails. I figure I'd go down to Home Depot and whip this up myself for... a hundred bucks.
Linda Litzke : What is it?
Harry Pfarrer : What is it?
[pats the seat of the mechanism]
Harry Pfarrer : You sit down there, make yourself comfortable, put your feet in the stirrups, and...
[cycles the mechanism]
Linda Litzke : Oh my God.
Linda Litzke : That's fantastic.
Harry Pfarrer : It's something, isn't it? Hundred bucks, all in - not counting my labor, and the... cost of the dildo. Those things aren't cheap. See, I'd like to...
Harry Pfarrer : ...I'm not set up to mold hard rubber.
Harry Pfarrer : Oh my fuck... I just killed a fucking spook!
Harry Pfarrer : Maybe I can get a run in.
Harry Pfarrer : [Looks at floor] What is this? Pine?
Harry Pfarrer : Well, hello!
Harry Pfarrer : Who the fuck do you work for, you fucker?