Cast overview, first billed only: | |||
Jessica Simpson | ... | Katie | |
Luke Wilson | ... | Ben | |
Rachael Leigh Cook | ... | Haley | |
Penelope Ann Miller | ... | Debra | |
Andy Dick | ... | Freddy | |
Drew Fuller | ... | Billy | |
Larry Miller | ... | Richard Connelly | |
Willie Nelson | ... | Pap Paw | |
Piper Mackenzie Harris | ... | Amber Perry (as Piper Harris) | |
Ritchie Montgomery | ... | Mr. Carruthers | |
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Niki Spiridakos | ... | Nikolina (as Nikki Spiridakos) |
Karen Y. McClain | ... | Betty (as Karen McClain) | |
Bill Jenkins | ... | Mr. Perry | |
Paul Vogt | ... | Floyd | |
Drew Waters | ... | Stripper Cop #1 |
A young professional woman (Simpson) unwittingly becomes the pawn of two business executives in their bid to oust the head of a mega-conglomerate.
This is a truly awful movie, but wonderful at the same time. It's like Tokyo Drift ... although not quite as stupid as that masterpiece. Blonde Ambition is not a mean, ugly film like Showgirls, which they have tried to rebrand as a cult classic. Rather, it is a piece of bubblegum ... and a monument of sugary stupidity rarely achieved in cinema ... therefore bubblegum you can savor long after the flavor is gone. Watching Jessica Simpson mug like an idiot, trying to do slapstick, possibly the worst I've ever seen, is a joy beyond words. Andy Dick is a dick. I guess Luke Wilson has some talent, but this script is so bad it's kind of fun to watch the what-the-****-am-i-doing-in-this-t*rd looks fall across his face as he tries to deliver the awful lines. Highly recommended.