Add Full Plot
Nigel and Sean still plan for their fight. Nigel says that Sean is a loser and will never become a rock star. He says that the day Sean becomes a rock star will be the day he stands naked in the square. Nigel also intends to seduce Geraldine next door and bumps into her whilst only wearing a towel. He suggests a no-strings affair and has a grope. Geraldine is not amused. Nigel then tells Emma that it was Geraldine who tried to seduce him. Emma does not believe him. Nor does she care if he has an affair. Alan is finding life without Hannah so stressful that he's taken to impersonating a lizard to try to achieve reptilian tranquility. Sean visits Emma with the exciting news that he's been summoned to meet a top record producer called Howard Clancy. Geraldine tells Emma about what Nigel had done and Emma apologizes and promises to punish him. They decide to fulfill Sean's dare of Nigel standing in the square naked. Geralidine writes a letter to Nigel asking him to come to her house in ...